OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE.
SECRET
FREAKIN’
ROOMS
LIKE
PEOPLE
BUILD ROOMS
WITHIN ROOMS
BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME
THAT’S RIGHT
THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS
HONESTLY THOUGH
YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS
OR YOU’RE WRONG
kitty-mccat
I have always wanted a house with secret rooms.
My goal in life is to become an eccentric recluse with an entire manor filled with secret rooms young intrepid junior-detectives will want to explore to look for clues. I will then proceed to spook them periodically while wearing a bedsheet with holes cut out, and stare at them creepily from behind paintings.
The Avengers Read Thirst Tweets
Summary: The Avengers were told that doing this video would be good press, but considering that Peter Parker is the only one who has actually read a thirst tweet before, most of them are in way over their heads.
Warnings: Some mostly tame thirst tweets, occasional swearing
A/N: This is just a silly little project I got inspired to write a few days ago, and it’s been nothing but fun to write and find thirst tweets for! I may do a few more related fics, just because the range of buzzfeed content is so wide and enjoyable, and a lot of the marvel characters being put in strange situations is always so funny to me. Also, a special thank you to @buckthegrump, @spideywhiteys, and @johnmulaneyslut for those thirsty suggestions y’all sent me, they were a big help!
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Tony had insisted it would be good press. That was, quite literally, the only reason any of them were doing this. Well, aside from Peter. He was doing this because Ned had practically bullied him into it.
“So we just…” Steve furrowed his brow in confusion, looking to the young woman behind the camera who had cheerfully introduced herself as Kirsten. She couldn’t have been more than twenty three, if his guess wasn’t incorrect, but he was more focused on the fact that her hair was a deep shade of purple. “Read it? Out loud?”
“Mhmm,” she hummed through pierced lips. “Just grab one out of your bucket and read it when it’s your turn.”
ifyousayyouloveme
i have had a HELL of a weekend and this is the first thing that’s made me cackle after the breakdown i’ve just finished having god bless this GOD BLESS SASSY BUCKY AND DADDY STEVE AND EXASPERATED BRUCE AND COMICALLY SEXUAL THOR AND FLUSTERED TONY BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
bucketbarneslove
So happy I could brighten up your week! I hope you’re doing better, and I’m happy you’re laughing! Really soothes the soul😂💖
“People think that intimacy is about sex. But intimacy is about truth. When you realize you can tell someone your truth, when you can show yourself to them, when you stand in front of them and their response is “you’re safe with me” –that’s intimacy.”
— The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo: A novel by Taylor Jenkins Reid (via jenshraders)
JB: there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for my members. I would walk through the fires of hell and back for them.
Yugyeom: can we go to the park?
JB: no, it’s raining a little bit
678i0u
Your father and I would talk about this day all the time. He is with us. And it is your time to be king.
