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Here’s how nightmarish humans would look if our bodies were designed to survive car crashes

Article by Chris Weller, Tech Insider & Business Insider

If you’re ever in a car with Graham, then don’t bother telling him to buckle his seat belt. His body is already designed to withstand high-speed impacts.

Designed by a trauma surgeon, an artist, and a crash investigator, Graham is a hypothetical scenario come to life. Supported by Australia’s Transport Accident Commission, the project is meant to highlight how vulnerable humans are to injury.

Graham, however, is not.

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yet another unrealistic body standard smh

HOW THE FUCK WOULD 10 EXTRA NIPPLES SAVE US FROM A CAR CRASH

Well they couldn’t hurt could they?

I just inhaled to laugh so hard that it hurt my back

The extra nipples are extra padding to protect your ribs

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

when you reblog an ask prompt and get no asks

let me just make one thing clear

i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever

#oh my god

That’s what they said

I love how many of them are praying

man that one in the front right corner just does not give a fuck

And by looking at that picture, you can experience the roller coaster… vicariously.

even better than the one in the front right corner: the one in the front middle who’s like HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH

Wait but there are more! 

Now this is the sort of quality religious content I want to see on my dashboard

SEEMS LIKE A HELL OF A RIDE

HOLY WATER SLIDE

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oi guv

be a good egg and toss us a quid me ma n pa are dead

my future wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?

me (thinking about that video i saw where a guy solved rubik’s cubes while also juggling them): uhh it’s definitely up there 

If I were a Sith I would totally force choke myself

Now we all have to kink shame star wars now, fuckin great.

true love is when something egregious and without comment happens and you look at your s/o like they’re the office camera and they’re already looking at you like you’re the office camera

All I can think of is that tweet about how we aren’t a species designed to last