What house decor screams “I’m straight”?
I can’t decide which one of these I like best
Complied from the notes, straight space bingo

What house decor screams “I’m straight”?
I can’t decide which one of these I like best
Complied from the notes, straight space bingo
it's always funny when someone comments on eurodance like "why don't they make music like this anymore" because they DO and it's one of the most creatively stagnant genres on earth (spoken with love in my heart for it)
all you need to make eurodance is one female vocalist (mediocre-to-incredible), one male vocalist who Cannot sing but can say shit like "I'm a sex king man with a party plan / international nation hand in hand" in a deep voice, and an apartment somewhere in italy
I only just fucking put together why this post started getting notes again
It's not the exact same genre but me and my wife really love a German EDM band called And One, they make really fun synthy club music that I feel like a lot of y'all would really like
every time i look at the various nuts at work i think of this question. nut brained fr
just got a temu ad for a crochet hat. just think about that for a second
🌱S o f t G r e e n🌱
🍄I loved this sage gingham (duvet cover) as soon as I clapped eyes on it, and I knew exactly what I wanted to make :")
🌱Self drafted sundress bodice with button placket and back shirring, with self draft tiered skirt. Styled with thrifted cardi and hat, and a little enamel mushroom necklace from mairijewellery.bigcartel.com 🍄
🍄Drafting that tiered skirt was hard! Proportions for a flattering waist-hip ratio are actually quite delicate (I have no hips), so I wound up making the top tier 2.5x waist and the same length as the side bodice after a LOT of trial and error ;_;
Y'all ever get so excited about a scientific paper you're reading that you get chills???
So I thought to myself
Huh, a lot of our invasive species come from China and Japan
And then I thought, huh, I should look up what Kudzu is like in its natural habitat
And I found this article by a team of scientists investigating the history of Kudzu in China
And ohhhhh my goddddd. I'm vibrating with excitement over how cool this is.
The first bombshell that turned my brain inside out:
In China, Kudzu has been a fundamentally important plant for food and textiles throughout history. We have Kudzu cloth that is 6,000 years old!
THIS PLANT CLOTHED AND FED ONE OF THE MOST POPULOUS AND MOST ENDURING HUMAN CULTURES ON EARTH
and in turn
HUMANS SHAPED AND SELECTED FOR ITS TRAITS
*AND*
in its natural range, humans are the main "predator" of kudzu
"Harvest by humans appears to be the major control mechanism in its native areas."
YALL
This means
That Kudzu is so highly invasive because—just like most plants evolved to be grazed by herbivores and/or eaten by caterpillars, keeping them in balance with everything else—Kudzu basically evolved to be harvested by humans
The other half of the ecological partnership that keeps Kudzu in balance with everything else isn't a caterpillar or a hoofed beast. It's us.
I had no idea Kudzu was cultivated for making cloth - I might try to weave something with it if its in my area. It would be really cool if we could help mitigate its spread by harvesting it to make things, even if it only helps a little bit.
if you gave a gnome popcorn he’d kick his little heels together with every bite but if you told him they made a candied version called moose munch he’d start breakdancing on his pointed cap like a top
@catsentry this is you but with bees and butterflies you fucking gnome
How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second
The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em
1969.........
Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.
Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever
the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans
scares me that some folks are so brainwashed with the idea that life should be as miserable as possible so some rich ppl can have a yacht. 'but what about my shows :(' if writers and actors don't have to work 20 side hustles to survive and get paid enough to have a good quality of life you will have more shows. better shows even. literally that protestant glorification of suffering has seeped into the core of america it's so messed up
a little bit of dinner in my life
a little bit of mah boi by my side
a little bit of spaghetti is all i need
a little bit of gay luigi? is what i see
a little bit of pingas in the sun
a little bit of pootis all night long
a little bit of lamp oil here i am
a little bit of rope makes me your bombs.
i knew what i must do
Benedictine monk owners will be like “this is the lord abbot berchtold of munich and he has the finger bones of saint ignatius in his sacristy” while franciscian owners will be “hes brother henry and his tonsure is brown :)”
I made this little guy a while ago as a gift for a dear friend @earl-of-earwigs, a new species of weevil! Also known as a chitterbug, due to their talkative nature and the chittery-rattling sound that they produce. They’re quite large for an insect, a bit bigger than my hand, but very friendly :-)
The body is all crocheted and they have wire legs, I added a bell inside to make noise when they get move. I’m very happy with how they turned out! ᕕ( ^v^)ᕗ ✩