@catscraftsandcommentary I bought peppermint tea today for the first time and OH MY FUCKING SHIT
amazing
gorgeous
transcendent
like a Chick-Fil-A peppermint milkshake but you don’t have to wait for Christmas season or feel guilt about the homophobia
Hell yeah, y’all get you some of this bad boy:
You won’t regret it!
Peppermint tea is rhe only kind I drink
@everything-but-the-not-natural I know this probably just means your family was Mormon or something, but I am cackling at the idea that tea was simply Forbidden at your house because Tea, like, wronged your great-grandfather or something.
Unfortunately I was just raised mormon. But now feel like I should be making up a story about how The TeaMan (aka Mister Zeroni) was wronged by my great great grandfather.
...I have a sudden urge to send you every type of tea that could loosely be called "herbal" (but would probably be called something else) as well as a selection of things that DEFINITELY would be banned.
Also, @thequeeninyellowlace, HOW HAVE YOU NEVER HAD PEPPERMINT TEA?!?
You know what, forget that. Instead, go get a pack of plain CHAMOMILE tea, then boil some water, stick one bag each of peppermint and chamomile in a mug, add the water, add a bunch of honey, (wait for it to cool enough to NOT BURN YOU), and then CHUG IT.
And then enjoy the sweet, sweet sensation of snot melting out your nose.
I am totally open to trying other teas as long as they come with detailed instructions. And as long as I can put sugar in them, like a you'll probably yell at me amount.
Gonna have to check out the chamomile/peppermint nasal clean out. My allergies have been so bad I'm downing Sudafed several times a day to deal with the headache. And have gonna through 2 box of kleenex in 3 days.
Okay, in THAT case, go take a hot shower - as hot as you can stand it - hold one side of you nose closed with your thumb, and use your fingers to gently restrict the OTHER side of your nose while BLOWING OUT YOUR NOSE EXTRA HARD.
There will be snot. There will be SOOOO much snot.
Repeat, swapping sides.
You can also do this over a sink with hot water running, though it doesn't work quite as well. The key is hot steamy water (to melt the snot) and pressurizing your sinuses by pressing down (so when you blow, the air FORCES the snot out).
...and then wash your hands REALLY thoroughly, because you just caught a palmful of snot.
I feel like this tea post contains more snot than I had initially expected, but I appreciate the suggestions! And I will probably try the peppermint and chamomile tonight! I almost did that last night, but I was still a bit afraid of mixing teas.
Tonight, I will gird my loins, and screw my courage to the sticking point, and sally forth into the jaws of Death, into the mouth of hell, and put two tea bags in one cup! 🤣
Okay look, all those fancy new flavors of tea are just people trying to guess what flavor combinations will be popular with the largest customer base. They're just premixing your tea and calling it fancy names.
You can skip the marketing and make YOUR OWN BLEND just by THROWING BAGS IN A CUP!
IT'S MAGIC!
IT'S CUSTOMIZABLE!
IT'S YOUR OWN SECRET RECIPE!
(At least until you tell someone "hey, these two flavors work REALLY WELL together!")
Be free! Create your own teas! No one can stop you!






