This was a very good joke.
my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party
UPDATE: the npc was in fact a shapechanged adult black dragon with violence and conquest in his heart. however he did let merry put a friendship bracelet on him and then when she was like “hm okay how big is your wrist in dragon form” he was like “you wanna see?” and then turned into a dragon and let merry measure him for a second, dragon-sized friendship bracelet. the dm described him afterwards as being deeply confused as to why he did this or let any of this happen to him. call that the merry effect
this guy is now a recurring npc because merry was SO determined to make him her friend that it actually somehow worked. he cast dream to talk to one of my party members like “hey…how’s it going…how are the tieflings in the party…not that i care…also i’m not lonely. bye” and the player was like “is he still wearing merry’s friendship bracelet in this dream” and the dm was like “yeah…”
fsdfjhskdf the dm just sent us all this image
so merry taught naeric (the dragon) the power of love, obviously, and because his heart was open and beautiful he started dating…a SECOND evil dragon. and then that gf betrayed him and cast ninth level imprisonment on him so now naeric is our damsel in distress and we have to save him from his girlfriend, the actual villain. how the turntables…
and. in the most horrible plot twist of all. the gf stole his friendship bracelet.
Oh god I’m crying
According to SFist, the shutdown halfway through "left the 10th Street side of the building with a sign that only said “er.”"
They apparently didn't get the permits to do the work, which is about par for the course for Twitter under Musk.
The New York Times reported that the San Francisco headquarters will also soon see conference room names changing to words with the letter X in them, such as “eXposure,” “eXult” and the exceptionally cringeworthy “s3Xy."
The ultimate goal for Elon is reportedly to turn Twitter into an “everything app” called X with everything from social networking to banking to shopping. He's already launched a shell company in Nevada called X Corp., and earlier this month launched an AI company called xAI — and he's even named one of his own children "X."
This man is a 14 year old
Just wanted to let everyone who isn’t aware yet know
-The amount of dms you can send on Twitter per day is now limited unless you have Twitter Blue, I can’t tell if it’s a 24hr period or if it resets at midnight but I ran out of “allowed” dms to my friend at 2:30am last night
-Elon has decided to rebrand Twitter to “X” and “get rid of all the birds”, completely removing the massive brand recognition Twitter has
-Tumblr is apparently trending in technology on Twitter right now
Also Japanese Twitter is having a field day because the rebranding would result in Twitter being called “X Japan”, which happens to be the name of a very famous Japanese rock band that’s been around since the 80s
x japan's founder has already posted a thinly veiled legal warning because apparently not only would it be hilariously stupid to make twitter japan "x japan", but the band owns the trademark, so they can't
When You Try to Fight Omens With Technology
“Beware the seven-fold… AWK… The rains shall bring fo… AWK… The scarred warrior will.. AWK,,, LOOK WILL YOU TURN THESE DAMN WIPERS OFF, I’M TRYING TO ORACLE HERE!”
This is actually a modern update of a spam filter from Ye Olde Tymes
“Your majesty a corvid has brought you a message”
“Gronk! Flash sale at Morhenna’s Discount Curse Emporium! Plagues and murrains 30% off!”
“UNSUBSCRIBE,” I bellow, swiping magnificently at it with my special stick
op turned off reblogs but i liked this post
That was the hardest ive laughed in a long time
Unmute !
That’s the most “meow” meow I’ve ever heard
SHE’S SO MAD THAT WATER IS WET
@is-the-cat-video-cute this is probably fine, I’m just curious
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Rating: Cute
this kitten is vocalizing its annoyance, and it is indeed vocalizing it AT the water, as if the water is going to take a hint and stop being wet and gross on its paw.
you WET miette? you wet her paw like the fish???? oh! oh! jail for water! jail for water for One Thousand Years!!!!
yelly baby
how in the gotdam fuck did you find the most liminal-ass looking organ i have ever seen in my life. wretched organ indeed
Punchy when he sees someone’s search history
haha ❤️ hilarious post my friend! *eyes narrow and my face goes stone serious* but it does not resonate with my own ideological schema, so i shall not be reblogging it
We’re going to engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery
hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god
oh shit wait you guys know about the aardwolf right?????? right???????
leeeeeetle hyena? eats bugs?
They’re about to break so many laws it’s not even funny, I can feel it in my bones
It’s about PayPal. This is all about fucking PayPal
He’s still pissed they fired him. He’s still pissed they didn’t like his idea of calling PayPal X
20 years and he has not learned a single thing. He’s still throwing a tantrum about people not liking his bad name suggestion decades ago
