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Types of fanfic summaries and what they mean
First paragraph of the actual fic: I judge the whole fic by the first words and I assume you do too so here it is
“Just a series or drabbles/headcanons/prompts”: Someday I want to write an incredible 200k fic but for now have fun going through all the chapters trying to figure out which one is the one you actually want to read
“Will X be able to find love before Y happens?” And other questions: I read entirely too many YA novels
Quote from the actual fic: I watch entirely too many movie trailers
“Basically just an X fic with Y characters”: I can probably write a good summary if I cared a little more
Song lyrics: I have no idea how summaries work and I’m trying to be like the people with poem quotes
Poem quotes: either the best thing you’ve ever read or 13-year old English literature purple prose there is no in-between
Lol I can’t do summaries: I’m not entirely sure if I want you to read my fic
“Wtf is this” or other author questioning themselves: it’s either porn or crack
Explicit rated fics: listen my man I know you’re not gonna really read the summary just read the tags and decide if my sin is the sin for you
Paragraph of tags and one line summary: ok listen I can’t do summaries but I’ve got this ok IVE GOT THIS
dictionary definition: fluff or angst here you go
Either a meme or a tumblr imagine your otp: I was bored and I had emotions about my ship you can have emotions about them too
Paragraph from the source the fic is from: I’ve basically written my headcanon and made it prettier
“I’m so sorry” or “I cried while writing this” : I was in a sad mood and I needed a healthy way to release these emotions so now y'all get to suffer
No summary: it’s either porn or a small drabble and it all depends on the word count
Actual fic summary: *rocks back on old wheelchair* listen kid *smokes cigarette* I’ve seen and read a lot of things *blows smoke* and I know it’s hard but there’s still hope in this world ok? *looks into the distance* also you might wanna read the tags because the chances of gore and/or character death being in my fic have gone from 0 to 75
if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here
you may not be able to control the plot of your life, or the characters in it, or even the genre, but you can control one thing: the soundtrack. grab some headphones and make it a banger.
I could really go for a burger right now…
Check your shower
chefpyro
You’ve tricked me for the last time
bastard located
I don’t see a bastard, only a friend
they are…..a friend? 😮
The friendliest!
oh wow!!!
well if we’re going to be friends I should probably give them a gift..
oh!!!! a flower! I love flowers!!
I’m gonna give this to my new friend!
I wonder if they got me anyth-
unnaturalbabe-deactivated-deact
tumblr i am BEGGING you to let me reblog ads, this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
Me on my way to watch Avengers Endgame
lordsantiagoaz
If this is the same guy from Arizona, he’s super nice and I’ve met him. His real, legal name is Steve Rogers.
me @ demons: it’s free real estate
saladsaladnovski
NO BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
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You’re right I don’t
Me to my student: You need to pare things down. Just, like, Marie Kondo this whole paragraph. Student, softly to herself: Does this clause spark joy??
EXCELLENT WRITING ADVICE
there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it.
me: can i take this exam…a different time? prof: sure me, crying on the inside from the effort of asking: thanks!
11 signs of bad parenting via curejoy
Sharing this again because #5 helped me a lot with understanding my own anxiety triggers.
Christ, wish I could send this to my dad.
zygoats-deactivated20140731
dont look at my fucking boner when we fight
The fan theory that there were so many statues of toph in lok because she just went around erecting them… is true
This brings me much joy
