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Jay| 22 Hi there! Welcome to my blog, feel free to drop in my inbox and say hi!
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i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit

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such base indulgences are beneath me

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now if youll excuse me. back to meating off.

dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022

batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like

killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham

poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart

joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:

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at this point the toxic waste he fell into fucked him up so bad he wont eat anything that hasnt been mashed up and irradiated so the arkham doctors just throw random shit in a pot and mash it up for him. he loves it

If I want the mush I’ll just get the mush. Arkham is the world’s first prison constructed entirely out of Kleenex

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this is the only funny comment anyone has ever made on this post. including my comment

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My cat loves to groom me and my two theories are a) I have a good Flavor or b) she looks at my ungainly human proportions and thinks "My god... how does this creature clean herself... she needs some shmapoo and condishioner...."

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KITTY LOVE ME!!!!!

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mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

Thank Gnome it’s Friday! Lol

I wish octopus could learn how to read. They could be pen pals with middle schoolers.

Dearest Samantha, I do not know what a guinea pig is, but it sounds delicious. I hope you have fun devouring it, or playing with it, if that is your preference. Today I hacked a local computer to get more bubbles in my tank and took a photograph of an unsuspecting victim. Do let me know how your human activities are going. And if this "Karen" continues to antagonize your brother, I would suggest smacking her very hard. And do send more canned snacks. Best Wishes, Octopus #5, Monterrey bay research aquarium