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god the way people talk to their pets
like i’m calling myself out here but i just uttered the words “you did the stretch and now the rare and powerful double pets” (two hands at once!!) to my cat without a trace of irony
like i do not believe my cat understands a word of what i am saying but he absolutely knows my voice and i think also my tone? but also all day i’m just randomly looking over at him like “good boy!” or “are you fluffy?” or singing little songs about his current fluff levels. to an animal. a wonderful animal but a creature who absolutely does not speak english and probably only vaguely is like “this creature is communicating with me” when the strange noises come from the person’s mouth
like i just think about this sometimes
i never wanted to baby talk this cat, i dislike the whole “i am a cat mom and this is my baby” thing, he is a cat, i am a person, and yet i just spend all day talking at him. while typing this he rolled over to show off his tummy and i had to restrain myself from saying “you got a tummy?” aloud. and then i did it anyway
(he is indeed in possession of a tummy)
her happiness is more important than anything
very important question, do you ever just meow? ever go mew meow mrrp? ^-^
how will my cat know i love him if i don't take the time to learn his native language
me drinking water at night
you look kinda weird ngl
fuck your entire life
Bracket 3 THIRD PLACE BATTLE
SIMON versus JACK
Bracket 3 FINAL
PRICETAG and BANDIT versus PUMPKIN FLUFF MARIE
as a cat person, i used to think when people said they cant stand their dogs 'licking themselves' they mean specifically the dog licking its own butt or balls etc and were trying to morally shame the dog
until having a dog where no apparently it means dogs cleaning anywhere on their body with their tongue because it makes the most disgusting obnoxiously loud gutteral glurshing GLORTCH sound
and they wont stop for hours
at least cats bathing is silent
i write this as the dog next to me loudly GLORPSH CLORTHCHHS SHSHSLOROROROPRPPPPs his shoulder and elbow at the volume of a jet plane
As a cat person, I need people to know our old cat makes sounds like a DJ record scratching everywhere she licks.
Both person, but dog shares the bedroom - somewhere in the dark is the sound of an old man eating chowder! >_<
Time for the yearly 4th of July tradition of loading that Fallout 3 Liberty Prime save and enjoying the "fireworks".
i cant take it anymore god made a baby lynx without any regards for proportions and i cant stop thinking about that. look at this
he feet too big for he goddamn he
Here's the thing: the Canadian Lynx STAYS disproportionate.
S C R E A M I N G
A quick orange themed painting for fun, based on a photo I came across online 🍊
Every time I meet an orange cat I'm like 'aha, I know you are a normal cat, there's no link between intelligence and coat colour and I am not prey to stupid stereotypes' and every single time the cat lets me down by coincidentally being dumb as hell
おかさん らんちは ほっとけぇきでちか！？
Mom, are you going to have a pancake for your lunch!?
びよーーーんでち！
こふにも！けぇき！
Kofu can stretch! Cake please!