What would be Medb and Cu's pokemon teams?
Medb would probs have pokemon like Lopunny, Tsareena, Mienshao, Minccino or Furret, Taurus, and Meow Mix
For Cu, maybe a Lycanroc, Infernape or Feraligator, Furfrou (heart), Lucario, Absol, and a Salamance
my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.
anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”
this is what she looked like
Uhmmm sir??? 👀
Everybody looking at the horse I'm looking at the slutty waist...
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
Absolutely the frak not, the trick is to immediately let people know how weird you are so you scare off the weak ones. The ones who stay because they like how weird you are? Those are the ones you want.
Post 1: workplace
Post 2: everywhere else
… you know what, codicil accepted
please i beg of ya, more neighbor!könig PLEASE
I gotta say, I'm totally floored by the response to that fic! thank you to everyone who liked it! Here's a little something to hold you over while I work on the ending to part 2!
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“Someone’s kid selling candy?”
Roze picked up one of the very many candy bars and laughed. “Either that, or someone got suckered into buying all this.”
Hutch laughed and tore open one of the bars, “lucky for us!”
König resisted the urge to slide down and hunch over as Roze side eyed him. That’s…exactly what happened.
I fell to my knees
Also there's Der Frei (I'm not writing his full name because I can't)
And aberration of little helper I saw on Twitter. Unfortunately I can't play myself to see them yet
oh yeah there are some other abberations from lc like der freischütz, today's expression, little helper and old lady
when you first start dating aki calls you only by your name and gets all flustered whenever you call him any kind of pet name. but after only a few months he's calling you the sweetest things, calling you sweetheart, my baby, kissing your cheeks and cooing darling into your ears, playfully calling you dear because he loves how it makes you embarrassed (you're not an old married couple, that's what you tell him, not yet anyway)
Me when I'm in a "give your child the worst name imaginable" competition and my competition is any millennial couple
In related news I met a kid with older sisters named Kelly and Molly today (normal, fine names) and I'd like my lovely followers to take a guess as to what the youngest's name was
Great guesses! Some were pretty close! Unfortunately,
Okay. Round 2, submitted by my friend. A real baby born this year to actual millennial parents. She is a girl. Her name starts with L and is six letters long. Put guesses in the tags.
Good ones, gang! However,
Me when I'm in a "give your child the worst name imaginable" competition and my competition is any millennial couple
In related news I met a kid with older sisters named Kelly and Molly today (normal, fine names) and I'd like my lovely followers to take a guess as to what the youngest's name was
Great guesses! Some were pretty close! Unfortunately,
Okay. Round 2, submitted by my friend. A real baby born this year to actual millennial parents. She is a girl. Her name starts with L and is six letters long. Put guesses in the tags.
Good ones, gang! However,
