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headcanons kinda idk

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shit posting and headcanons’ love child 🧍🏻‍♀️

adora x fem fairy oc

warnings: none

type: fluff kinda idk

  • adora had no ideas that there were fairies in etheria before
  • clueless girl
  • so she used glimmer as her personal research person
  • turns out fairies are like princesses except they aren’t as friendly as they seem to be
  • i mean, a 4’11 being with pretty glittery wings and shiny short skirts with crazy long hair and a pretty face looks friendly to anyone
  • so when a group of fairies went to bright moon castle to thank them for freeing etheria from the horde she was surprised
  • especially when she saw the “leader” -per-say- of the five fairies
  • to say she was beautiful was the least
  • beautiful tan skin and long hair that went down to her lower back
  • and a shiny green outfit that reminded her somewhat of perfuma
  • she had a cake in her hands with shera decorations
  • but adora couldn’t help but stare into her eyes the whole time they were there
  • beautiful green eyes
  • she was down bad
  • adora started to look for the girl everywhere
  • *literally*
  • it took her months
  • some may say she was obsessed
  • “im not obsessed i just really want to know her”
  • and when she found her she made sure she never let go
  • she was exploring abandoned horde territory when adora found her
  • “hello again”
  • the fairy jumped in fear, and in less than a second adora was wrapped around unbreakable vines
  • which she was then unwrapped in once the fairy realized who it was
  • “you”
  • adora tried starting conversation
  • which just ended up in a dead end
  • until the fairy -which adora had found out her name was flora- showed an immense amount of interest in the horde
  • “to your luck, you have an ex horde soldier here”
  • flora smiled brightly and next thing they knew it was almost the morning again as they had spent the whole day and night talking about their interests
  • slowly they started seeing each other more often
  • and every few weeks turned into days
  • and next thing both knew, they were falling for each other
  • fast.
  • too fast.
  • “i think i like you, flora”
  • adora was the first to tell you
  • and then flora agreed
  • and next thing she knew flora was making small places they could have picnics at with her magic
  • which was a thing adora loved
  • flora showed her magic and adora spoke about her life in the horde
  • they were happy
  • and it would stay like that for a long time
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There's another post on here where this woman talks about dating a rich guy and she was like "oh you can't drink alcohol on a public sidewalk here" and he was like "Sure you can -- it's $500." Like he'd done it often enough that he had the "price" memorized.

the word "privilege" comes from the Latin privilegium, meaning "private law," or law granting one person or group benefits others don't enjoy

I remember reading an article about Koch Industries that said they just budget in fines for violating environmental regulations and lawsuit settlements for damage and accidents caused by broken pipelines -- it’s cheaper than installing cleaner, safer equipment.

Fines that aren’t adjusted to the means of the violator are worse than useless.

Punishable by fine = legal for the rich

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

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I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

🙏🏼

Worth a try lol

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

Okii then!

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

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It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

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Mood

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

Bagel time

I need this

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do it

I’m at an all time low I need this

ok sure

I need good news right now

Edward smiling slightly after he kisses Bella for the first time is the fucking cutest thing ever and I wish he didn't like throw himself into a wall like five seconds later.

“D’ya hear about Royce King? Went missing ‘bout a month back. Reckon he’s dead, y’know. Got mixed up with the wrong people. They say it’s his girlfriend who done it, the one that ran away from her palace on Fifth. Don’t get mixed up with that family, they’ll never find your body. Especially that Rosalie Hale Cullano.” 

Does anyone have any weird or super specific head canons that they’ve never shared cos they’re too niche? Like I personally believe that Jared’s first ever DJ job was at Jessica Stanley’s bat mitzvah but when am I ever gonna bring that up? Idk pls add on with your own I would love to hear!!!

Idk how to explain this one properly but all I imagine after Bella choosing Edward in new moon is Jared, Paul and Sam walking into Jacobs house and seeing this:

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012) dir. Bill Condon

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They can do this with special effects but fucking resume has to look like a possessed doll from 1854?

It’s not special effects … Rami Malek can actually do that