in collaboration with @eff41: some stollonso lol
"Why are you watering a vase?" is the first thing Lance says when he comes out of the bedroom.
He's been awake for an hour already, Fernando knows, because he liked Fernando's post and put something from the team to his story, but he likes to get up slowly.
Literally cannot emphasize enough that my #1 writing advice is to stop being afraid. Stop being afraid of sounding too cringe, or too stupid, or too horrifying, or too horny, or too weird, or too much, or too little, or too you. You need to put your entire pussy into your art. Sure, it won't be to everyone's tastes, but if you keep yourself to the blandest tamest safest roads possible you will be of no one's tastes, not even yours.
It's important to humble male celebrities with the fact that they are laying eggs on ao3
"Tears and fears and feeling proud / To say, "I love you" right out loud / Dreams and schemes and circus crowds / I've looked at life that way" — Joni Mitchell, Both Sides Now
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
man the crazy thing about babies is that like, some people would think that reading a baby a book about farm animals is teaching them about farm animals, but really it’s teaching them about the concept of a book and how there’s new information on each page of a single object, but really, beyond that, it’s teaching them how language works, and beyond that it’s really actually teaching them about human interaction, and really really it’s them learning about existing in a three-dimensional space and how they can navigate that space, but actually, above all it is teaching them that mama loves them.
saw this post the other day that talked about how so many of us are soooo scared of appearing even momentarily human towards each other these days. like you can't see me sweat or cry or without makeup or with food stuck in my teeth or laugh loud and ugly. everything must be composed and sanitised and photo ready at all times. it's like corporate office culture seeping out into our homes and our lives and for what. it's not cringe to be a real person around other real people
will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me
Forgot “knot” means a big wad of cash and nearly had a fit over this Eminem song
please you can't hide this in the tags
@ jeremiedupont MUST swipe through this series of @ austonmatthews ! Shot for @ marsblade back in the 21-22 season where he sniped 60 goals! 🚨
