I wanted to draw Ada in the RE8 concept art. And, you know...

simon “ghost” riley x reader || 3.7k || 18+ ONLY. AFAB/GN reader, no pronouns. pegging, dirty talk.

It starts with a passing joke.

dress up games

i know we are all impatiently awaiting exit row pt 2 (myself included) but please indulge me in this brainworm about our favorite grumbly captain wearing nothing but that slutty little thigh-strap harness. yum.

This was in part inspired by @l13 and her excellent piece on ghost not being able to stfu during a blowjob :)

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exit row, part iv.

part 3 here

oh hoh hohoh. hope u like people arguing hornily.

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Ghost is pissed. 

He’s pissed at Laswell, for providing apparently faulty intel that led to the operation being a bullet-holed dead-end. At Johnny, for being too slow to dodge the bullet and scaring the absolute shite out of him before tying a tourniquet tight with his teeth and picking his rifle back up. 

He’s pissed at Price, for valuing the suggestion of a literal first-day FNG over the word of his own team. And he’s pissed at the FNG, for walking in and being fucking right.

ミdaddy issues

🍓pairing: recom!miles quaritch x human fem reader

🍓tags: nsfw, interspecies relationship, temporarily one-sided attraction, second-hand embarrassment, vaginal sex, oral sex, (v brief) anal fingering, dirty talk (it's quaritch, come on)

🍓word count: 14k (there's literally nothing i could say to excuse this)

Miles Quaritch is the kind of man whose reputation precedes him.

Everyone has heard of him. His ruthlessness and his skill are legendary, his authority absolute. The army guys talk about him like he’s the stuff of myth, the scientists talk about him like he’s the biggest bastard to ever walk the earth. Even before he had returned to life as a recombinant, he was positively infamous. Now though, his return has raised his reputation to near mythological status.

But it’s not just his name and reputation that is known around Bridgehead City. Recently, your crush on him has become equally as infamous.

ミdaddy issues

part one | part two

🍓pairing: recom!miles quaritch x human fem reader

🍓tags: nsfw, interspecies relationship, jealousy, some mild unwanted touching (not quaritch) second-hand embarrassment, rough face-sitting, p in v sex, size kink

For several days after your little rendezvous with Quaritch, you’re practically walking on air. You may be walking with a slight limp, but still – you’ve never been so satisfied in your whole life. 

Not only have you just had very good sex with the man you’ve been crushing on for months, but the science guys that have been snickering over your embarrassing interest in Quaritch have been rather remarkably silent since. You’re not even as embarrassed as you think you should be, considering all of your co-workers overheard you getting absolutely pounded into the floor by the Colonel; and you know you weren’t quiet about it, either.

You’ve even been able to cover significant ground with your dissertation – thanks to the sample that Quaritch had so generously provided you with, you’ve been able to run tests that you’ve dreaming of for weeks now. The data generated meant that you were able to nearly finish your dissertation.

Things are good. At least, mostly.

these mfs carrying the colonel miles quaritch fic tumblr

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WTF IS THIS🙂☠️

Tactical ghostposting

exit row

getting back in the ghost game :) if anyone's interested i'm considering a part two. enjoy xoxo

Just yesterday, you would have sworn the idea of the Mile High Club grossed you out. I’d never do it, you’ve said to your friends. Anybody could hear, or see. That’s weird. 

There comes a point where "conventionally attractive" just becomes uncanny and low key unnerving