Dear Lover, Give Me One Last Painful Kiss

when sappho said “in the crooks of your body i find my religion” and when hozier said “the only heaven i’ll be sent to is when i’m alone with you”

the tea is scalding

These are the most stereotypical young republicans I’ve ever seen

bored. might levitate just because

potatoes take so long to boil kinda sexy making me wait

this tweet better than marx

This is literally the philosophy underlying unions

If EVERYBODY stopped working RIGHT NOW the capitalists would be FUCKED

College Professor who knows their stuff and is well versed and up to date on their material: Hello today we’ll be talking abo-

White Guy who sits at the front of the class, and talks either at the speed of sound or the speed of a snail: ACTUALLY, ACCORDING TO THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF- [derails the lecture by 20 minutes because hes an Intellectual]

A sequel

the moon knows all my secrets

good news dykes its time to think abt womens thighs

This is so beautiful, Alexa play I’m Coming Out by Diana Ross

Good morning gay sex is completely healthy and natural and gay people shouldn’t have to feel dirty or ashamed for having or wanting sex. It’s healthy and natural for a girl to fantasise about having sex with another girl, or for a boy to fantasise about having sex with another boy, and they aren’t predatory for doing so ✨

fuck iron supplements i’m bout to just start eating staples

What if your allergic to fruit?

man what… i said staples

As a 90′s kid, it blows my mind that origami youtube videos exist. You can look up any model and watch a pair of manicured hands assemble the thing in real time, in full color, in 3D, with cheerful flute music in the background. When I was little, you had a library book with no words and these esoteric little dotted lines and arrows and it was just you, your hands, your paper, and the cruel, uncaring eyes of God.

I have a lot of great pics saved on my phone of squirrel girl but this one is easily top 5

power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time

ALRIGHT TUMBLYPOOS LISTEN THE HECK UP BECAUSE TODAY I’M GOING TO LEARN YOU A THING *teleports to the bottom of the ocean floor and immediately crumples like a soda can due to the extreme forces of pressure being exerted on my feeble human body*

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

@captainsuperlesbian vdgsgdhgdhd

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor