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@catiban

19 - profile picture from Lancer's artist, edited slightly by me (the lil guy) - occasionally 18+, viewer discretion is advised - rb account of @foxx-box check there for info
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The Kusanagi-Valentine-Katsuragi (KVK) scale measures how well you are handling life as a badass purple-haired single woman in a dystopian future.

Really good - could do better - a fucking mess

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Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

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French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"

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You could tell Eggman you’re trans and he’d immediately be like “Hoho! How would you like to try my brand new ULTRA MEGA TESTOSTERONE?!” And like it’d absolutely work but he’d definitely be using it as one of the benefits of joining the Eggman Empire. Which also has dental.

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You’d work for Eggman and be like “Hey boss just so you know I’m a girl now,” and he’d be like “Oh okay, do you want more giant spikes on the robot mech I gave you?” Because his only frame of reference for girly things is Neo Metal Sonic and Amy so it’s either huge spikes or huge hammers.

transfems using he and or him are the most powerful people on the planet. casting spells such as "live grenade" out their dicks n shit

👦milkboy986

Just going to have a sip of this milk I just poured

Readers added context they thought people might want to know: milk spoouled lol

👱abstinantmilkfan2002

cant wait to enjoy this cup of milk 😋

Readers provided context they thought people might want to know: Succubus Milk

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I need someone to send me 50 usd now

my "i have a bomb" backpack is raising a lot of questions from the TSA that are already answered by my backpack