vault boy went from being an unnerving parody representation of the synthesis of the american death cult and the american consumer culture to... the very thing he was meant to satirize. a parody of easily merchandisable figures became an easily merchandisable figure. that is why I think todd howard must be catapulted into the sun

interplay: the company creating nuclear fallout shelters for the rich and powerful has a cute little mascot. it's like if mickey mouse stood in front of a mushroom cloud. this should feel ludicrous and unsettling

bethesda: look at this funky lil guy... lets put him on a t-shirt

basically emotional manipulation and guilt tripping as social justice praxis is pointless and not sustainable imo. it doesn’t promote real growth or solidarity if the entire basis of your activism is stemming from guilt or fear 

spritzeal:

i’m especially upset by the pressure to reblog things immediately without fact-checking, expressing doubt is considered betrayal of the cause, so a lot of bad info gets boosted in a hurry

“I’m the white Eminem”

“Eminem is white,” “No he’s Italian,”

Rap God: plays

Me:

Clearly fake. And yes, we get it already. The main character in TLOU2 is a girl and a lesbian. Yes, we are aware you’re upset that it isn’t yet another white man. Yes, we are aware that you’re upset that you lost your chance to bang a teen girl.

Yes, we are aware you are so upset that you had to review bomb the game, hoping to stop anyone else from enjoying it. Grow up.

what the fuck are you talking about

I haven’t heard a single person complain about “muh lesbians,” I’ve heard the game’s plot is incredibly, depressingly bleak, that there’s a very graphic sex scene, and one of the female characters (is she lesbian?????) has sex with the game developer’s self-insert OC.

Also, Spongebob has better gay rep so

exCUSE you, Spongebob is ace

hmmm

Throckmorton is doing great at maintaining work-life balance with his new office job.

Self burn.

The worst of takes in this crisis.

me, a cleaning lady:

Fucking rich people, I swear.

shrek is 15 years old today

shrek is 16 years old today

Shrek is 17 years old today

Shrek is 18 years old today

Shrek is 19 years old today

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

I’m gonna reblog this because it brought me immense enjoyment to look at.

whoa..

that was a roller coaster

actually heres an addendum

This is the blushing Valentine’s Day Lalter.

Reblog for good luck in life, love or just to crush your enemies beneath your heel with overwhelming force.

Look at this beautiful boy

this looks like a traffic cone strapped to a swan

Blocked

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

Hey, everyone

guess what

getting that its one picture and not four, but not getting the meme at first, is like effortlessly moving out of the way of a cyclist on the sidewalk by jumping into oncoming traffic

IS THIS LOSS

its fucking loss im done

I didn’t realize it was loss until I imagined it as four pictures instead of one

my DREAM JOURNAL blog was ?????? flagged???? theres not even any ????? photos???

STAFF TOOK YOUR DREAM JOURNAL

short summary of the situation in Sudan

Holy fucking shit

This is insane and shouldn’t be happening in 2019, is there any way I can help other than spreading this?

Here’s the fundraiser: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10219351069635352&id=1469395273

There is an internet blackout plus the lack of media coverage makes it hard to get info on what’s happening! So pls share & donate if you can 💗

#IAmTheSudanRevolution

Guys, please reblog. The shit happening to these people is HORRIBLE and being Sudanese it’s hard to go through the day not knowing if someone I love living there is going to be the next victim.

so i watched star wars with my 10yr old niece and as soon as luke appeared on the screen she gasped and yelled “look its troy bolton!!!”

I CAN’T EVEN BLAME HER THO LOOK AT THIS SHIT

@swiftshadowtm

This is the most unexpected crossover ever

Disney remake of A New Hope with Zac Efron as Luke Skywalker

OH DEAR GOD DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS

Sorry if I sound super fucking insensitive but did Nickelodeon really wait until an acceptable enough time has passed since Stephen Hillenburg’s death to green light Spongebob spinoffs

The only reason we didn’t have any spongebob spinoffs was because Stephen Hillenburg was super fucking against the idea of it. I mean, this is Nickelodeon and they try to suck every fucking penny out of their most popular properties (Loud House is getting a spin-off). Pretty weird that there’s no spongebob spinoffs right?

It’s been half a year since Stephen died. And Nickelodeon does this.

They really did wait until the man fucking died to do this.

WOOP

i feel like tumblr would expose super heroes secret identities real fast with all its crazy ass jokes