chillin on the PENIS like usual. watching BUTT CHEEK and BOOBY BALL SACH too

m

mr brightside except it’s just ‘and my stomach is sick’. over and over #ibscore

*sucking on the clit through a straw*

“STATUE OF LIBERTY DISSAPEARED IN 2012″ CONSPIRACY IM GONNA SHITTTT

look at this ad i got while watching illegal daria

via marierohanaa on instagram

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

@hardpoststarfish

my dad says if i get 1000 notes we can disband the united states armed forces

Some 20,000 notes later…

Hi what’s up :)

I just woke up super early and had to check whether there was still a US military or not. Would have been nice…

*snickers* Unfortunately, I don’t have much pull on US Federal budgetary priorities. If I did a LOT of things would change.

What the fuck

covered in soup

Why does there have to be a new war!!! What the fuck is wrong with this fucking country!!!

I put years of hard work getting my war degree at war college and now everyone's like "oh war bad", "it's ineffective" fuck off

Mark Kelly and Kristen Sinema are both directly referenced by him. For fuck's sake.

Blue dogs can go straight to hell

It is fucking nuts to me that Qanon idiots will spend all day blogging about secret illuminati groups using warlocks to control government meanwhile oil executives admit to rigging politics on TV while naming their corrupt toadies and nobody bats a fucking eye.

[Image ID: a screenshot of two tweets.

The first tweet, by twitter user Anthony Adragna (verified) (@AnthonyAdragna) reads:

Senior Exxon lobbyist captured on video names 11 senators “crucial” to company: Capito, Manchun, Sinema, Tester, Hassan, Barrasso, Cornyn, Daines, Coons, Kelly and Rubio

Calls Manchin “Kingmaker” and says speaks with office weekly

The second tweet, by twitter user Molly Jong-Fast (verified) (@MollyJongFast) reads:

This should be the biggest story of the summer. Exxon continuing to undermine our government and ruin our planet.

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8 Frame tattoo animation (on 8 beautiful people!) by Eva Irene 

contact for basement tats: @ritasalt

hi this is so funny to me

literally cant stop thinking about “dude discreetly gives woman lactaid pill after she expresses concern over a milkshake on their first date and now they’re married” like… the romance of it all… 

omg nobody look! he’s ass

also while i’m ranting about gender i always see debate about whether girls are rewarded for being tomboys or not and it’s like. actually girls are rewarded for mirroring whatever the situation demands of them. girls can’t be too prissy and refuse to play in the creek, but girls also can’t show up to girly events covered in mud. girls can’t have makeup art as a hobby or else they’re superficial, but if they never wear makeup they’re a slob and dumpy, etc. it’s not that girls are universally rewarded or punished for being tomboys, they’re rewarded for bending over backwards to always be exactly right for any given situation and punished for breaking those boundaries. so yes a classically pretty girl who cleans up nice is rewarded when she can ALSO be a tomboy. but a girl who is a tomboy all the time is definitely punished for never being able to achieve that prerequisite feminine side. this debate is over now thanks

A kid called me sussy then ran into oncoming traffic

did he get hit

I made sure of it