Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode
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Oh no.... not my bed and my pillows and my blankies..... sure would suck if I.... got snug as a bug in there.... whatever would I do......
anyone here play webkinz. I want to talk about the kiwi plague of april 29 2021
kiwigate moodboard
okay so. for webkinz day (today) the game gave away to all players a prize box containing 25 kiwi medallions, 100 of which can be cashed in for a virtual kiwi pet. the problem is.... opening the box didn't get rid of it. players were able to open their boxes over, and over, and over. some players adopted over 50 kiwis in a single night.
when ganz finally addressed the glitch at around noon, all hell broke loose. hundreds of accounts got banned for glitch abuse but nobody knows what the criteria was for being banned because some people who opened the box multiple times got banned and some didn't. a ton of players who opened the box multiple times emailed ganz about the glitch to beg them not to ban their accounts. people scrambled to find ways to hide their ips in case ganz decided to ip block people with multiple accounts. it's been absolute fucking chaos. I highly recommend just skimming some of the recent threads on the webkinz reddit page because it's a disaster.
Added three kiwis to the family and then farmed credits for the other pets you see here. A very productive 4 am.
why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language
im so glad you all understand
Every day Road Work Wizard fills in potholes and every night Dark Road Work Wizard crafts new ones
a single exclamation mark looks so lonely at the end of a thought i have to give it a friend
how to stop isolating yourself?? the answer is give up on code and hidden messages. love fully and loudly and truthfully and always. be deliberate. be open. feel everything. but won’t it be hard? won’t it hurt? yes!!!! yes.
how to stop isolating yourself?? the answer is give up on code and hidden messages. love fully and loudly and truthfully and always. be deliberate. be open. feel everything. but won’t it be hard? won’t it hurt? yes!!!! yes.
The Good Place (2016-2020) Patty (S04E12)
everyone saying this didn’t happen reminds me that none of you guys have any concept of how age works. you just assume any child under the age of 13 doesn’t know how to say full sentences, much less be funny. i started and ran a 300+ person discord server when i was 11. no one ever asked me how old i was. i even recall when we learned a member of a groupchat was only 13 and being all “…” with the other members. looking back they probably suspected i was on the younger side but not that i was only 11 years old. also this did terrible things to my psyche but that’s unrelated.
let me brush your hair and take away the past with every comb. let me hold your cold hands and replace your scars with warmth. let me care for you and fill you with love as if you had never endured sorrow before. let me into your soul.
my mom refuses to make this post so I'm gonna make it instead:
Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE
What’s Ed Balls day?
Omg, okay explanation time.
On the 28th of April, 2011, Ed Balls got a Twitter account. He decided (as most people under the spotlight do) to attempted to look up his own name. However, all he did was tweet “Ed Balls”. This, for some reason, got retweeted by THOUSANDS of people. On a global scale. And because he didn’t know you could delete a tweet it stayed. Every year since then,the 28th of April is Ed Balls day.
This is the infamous tweet
and here are some gems to celebrate that have followed the years, including last year where they framed the tweet and got him to sign it for charity
There are also LOADS MORE in this article from the Telegraph
HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2017 WOOOP
Now that the clock has struck midnight…
HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2018 WOOOOOOOOOOP
IT’S HERE
doing my part against climate change by. not having a driver's license
i’m a FAGGOT and a WHORE
I sell BAGUETTES at the STORE
everybody wants to rule the world
“Art is a human right” and “pay for your damn commissions” are in no way incompatible stances. The right to have access to the arts in general does not imply a right to have any particular artist produce a bespoke piece to your exact specifications. The second one is a luxury in the same sense that any other bespoke service is a luxury. This isn’t rocket science.
i dont know what you are talking about i am a normal human person. i love pointing flashlights at animals at night and making noises at the beach and placing strange devices on turtles when theyre minding their own business. like normal human people.
[ID: the tag "op are you a leatherback sea turtle"]
