This made me bust out laughing
Peer-reviwed from @myturtlegotjacked

This made me bust out laughing
Peer-reviwed from @myturtlegotjacked
The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.
Nope! When Chrome first came to popularity, people switched over to it cause it was “faster” (turns out, it just eats through your device’s CPU) but since then Firefox has upped its game in a major way. Chrome just doesn’t measure up anymore. Plus, nowadays Chrome is just a data harvester designed to show hyper targeted ads - so even if Firefox ain’t for you, it’s still worth ditching Google for a different browser.
Legit though I switched to Firefox and it’s so so so much better
i’m gonna keep reblogging this ad infinitum so yall might as well convert now
Haven’t used anything but Firefox for years.
Who's forcing you to work out?
I've just realized I misunderstood this post.
the water heater to showerhead pipeline is real as fuck
"AO3 doesn't need a "dislike" button"
Um, actually, it already has one. Depending on your specs, it might look a little different but over all it looks kinda like this:
You can find it at the corner of your screen, which corner is dependent on your layout.
Anyway, if you dislike a fic, you can hit this Dislike Button until the fic goes away. It really is pretty amazing actually.
I wouldn’t say Grim is a cockblock, but everytime someone is in my bed she decides that the friendliest possible thing she can do is step on parts of the human body that you wouldn’t think a cat could step on, such as the cartilage of the nose
everyone thought that I would say Grim steps on his peebus. no, that is a normal thing for cats to do. they love to apply crushing force to your lap with their hyper-dense paws, but nobody expects them to step on your nose cartilage
Shoson Ohara, Fox in the Reeds, 1930
Winslow Homer, The Fox Hunt, 1893
Kobayashi Kiyochika, Fox and Crescent Moon, 1880
that take-out is going to be freezing by the time it gets home.
I still think about this comic all the time.
Another cat image I had to draw.
reddit is entering like an inverted renaissance of bad posting. this is one of the best/worst posts ive seen in a long time
i am also constantly saying that we should eliminate 96% of men from the gene pool
I love this cos male pattern baldness is so trivial?? Like not using anything rare and debilitating as something to make your point, no hairloss is our most signifigant genetic problem. I love it
Eugenics is evil no matter the target but it says so much about the writer that they went for baldness as their example instead of like, cystic fibrosis. The poster child for easy-to-track, extremely debilitating recessive conditions. Guy tried to market eugenics and didn't even take the low-hanging fruit.
side note: women also carry the male pattern baldness gene in approximately equal amounts to men, it just isn't expressed. So you'd be sterilising 96% of the total population in his example. Which I'm certain would not basically destroy modern society it would be fine.
Further update: while there is no single male pattern baldness gene, the most critical genes involved are X-linked. So you'd only need to sterilise most women. Which would definitely have no major repercussions. Totally fine.
May I present to you Wheel Running In the Wild, a published research paper that delights me to no end:
This paper intended to test whether would mice would run on a wheel if they found one, to try and determine if this was a natural behavior or a stress response in captivity. They put a wheel in a protected little box with a camera that took pictures any time the wheel turned, and tallied up how often it was used by what.
Mice were, happily, the most common users of the wheel, and their patterns of use indicated they were doing so voluntarily once they figured it out.
But the second most common users.
Those were slugs.
@onenicebugperday maybe you will like this
How do I reconnect with friends after isolating myself for a while? I didn’t say anything mean but I just started not talking to them at school and completely ignoring them. How do I apologize and how do I pace myself so I don’t get burned out?
I think the first step is to reach out, apologize and explain the reasons behind your absence. And to ask them if they'd be interested in reconnecting now that you're able to
the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
not again
We've seen (1) a serial killer with a light-up bowtie and (2) genuinely interesting twins, so I wonder what other items from George Carlin's list of things you never see will show up in the Adventure Zone