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There is an old belief in Serbian villages and small towns that certain pumpkins (and watermelons), when left outside during a full moon, will turn in to a vampire.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

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*whisper chants* vampire pumpkin vampire pumpkins vampire pumpkins

This is the quality fall shit I’m here for

I think it’s great that Pumpkins (and other squash) were only introduced to Europe around 1600 and the Serbs wasted absolutely no time blaming them for their problems.

He colonized the fucking book

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mods are asleep post eastern greek vase in the shape of a leg archaic period 590-580 BC

they shatter this in archaic Greece’s hit holiday film A Before Christ-mas Story

"Manifestation"

This artwork presents a young victorian sorceress in a ritual, and it represents the beginning of my spiritual path. I've been inspired by tarot symbology, and for this piece in particular I used as reference the imagery of "The Magician". The cup, the wand, the sword and the pentacle: all of them are tools to create, to manifest, to move forward.

Made with ink and watercolor.

@triviallytrue Always call the DC office. The DC office is where the policy gets made, district offices are generally for constituent assistance (i.e. “I’ve been having some trouble with the Social Security Administration, can you help me get in touch with them?,” etc.)

@unfortunatebedhead says the internet (yall) should name my absolute Conksuck Bread Lame (knife u use for scoring the top of bread)

yes it is made with a razor blade, a coffee stir-stick and a binder clip

it works so in my opinion it's not stupid!!!!

Mac-Rye-ver

Mac-Rye-ver

thats it everyone else go home

also i do it like this cuz i bake in a screaming hot dutch oven and i dont wanna burn my wrists so borrowers ass halberd it is

also i promised bread pic

ok so

WELL

#my roommate makes it sound like i said the caveman knife was stupid but all i said was it should have a name

SHIT RIGHT TO CLARIFY

@unfortunatebedhead didn't say it was stupid, just that tumblr oughta name the thing. my thoughts vis a vis the Macryever was "if it looks stupid and works it's not stupid" but I smushed both of those thoughts into one post at the start

Bdsm but its just you trying to explain math to me and its me fucking crying

bichhhh i’ll safe word😅🥲😭😤

he’s my bbg. my baby girl. my infant woman. my fembryo

he’s my bbg.

my baby girl. my infant

woman. my fembryo

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

here is our local sturgeon sculpture. he is shaped like a friend and i love him :)

packing all my mutuals a bowl unless you don’t smoke in which case it is soup in your bowl

If you want to be an ally and help people with mental illness the best thing you can do that will make the biggest impact is to offer to help them clean.

Genuinely can't stress this enough, the number one way to be an ally for the mentally ill is to say "hey i'm gonna put away your laundry" or "I swept the floor"

Obviously you don't have to become the unpaid maid for your friends, but cleaning is the thing that creates a hate cycle for the mentally ill. There's 800 things to do and it's hard to even do one.

In the middle of a really dark period last year I texted my mom and sister and was like "will you come help me clean my apartment?" and my apartment was in horrible condition, it was embarrassing--but it was the thing I needed. I had the spoons to ask for help and I know not everyone has that, I realize that.

Reblogging helplines, voting for healthcare, talking about mental illness...all well and good.

But doing the smallest thing to help clean the space around your mentally ill friend is genuinely the best thing you could ever do.

Again, don't feel the need to be a maid for your friend, just ask if they need help, ask what you can do, and ask if you do it with them if that would help.

My wife a couple weeks ago came to my house and we cleaned together. It changed everything. I did a lot of the cleaning, but someone was there with me helping.

Help clean the space of your depressed friend. Life will change.

and later, you can also ask them to help YOU clean! reciprocity feels good, helping feels good, and working on other peoples problems always feels easier than working on your own

Small list of things you can do that are super easy to help someone in a mental health crisis:

Feel free to add things that you would like when you're going through a hard time. There's a reason people do meal deliveries for the sick and people who recently lost someone.

Fuck it, I’m posting the selfcare checklist. I created this for my university seminar students on how to make yourself feel better when anxiety, loneliness, or whatever negative feeling hits. These 10 things are questions literally every single person needs to answer 

Have I?  (physical needs/daily needs)

Have I? (metaphysical needs/every few days needs)

Have I? (social needs/weekly)

You have to answer these questions in order and if you can’t move forward, repeat steps/start over. If you find you can never move forward that’s when it’s time to seek professional help. 

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 3

Propaganda

Lup (The Adventure Zone: Balance):

Chine (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle):

Art of Chine made by @wereshrew-admirer.

The doctor explains how the tardis is bigger on this inside (x)

Help. This actually makes sense.

Indeed, one of the most fascinating moments in Classic Who!

Time And Relative Dimensions In Space