Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet
kinky tumblr transfem: aaaauu if you give me praise i'll melt.. >//<
me: if you don't give me praise I'll kill you
they should invent a trans girl that is. in my bed.
wait shit fuck that me
they should. invent another
Why is all the hypno shit I find creepy and cis this sucks
we need more girls hypnotizing girls! and by girls i mean me. which one? who knows
the fact that big studios are unironically reenacting the plot of The Producers and setting up their own films to flop so they don't have to pay anybody profits is something I don't think Mel Brooks ever knew he would be psychically foreshadowing 50 years in the future
askdldkdj do NOT speak this into existence 😭😭😭
im going insane on this fucking website. next girl on here to post about being a robot is gonna be in for a real surprise when i pin her down and tear through her wiring with my teeth
Hi, I’m the robot
Hi, I'm also a robot
haha that's crazy. how strong are the screws on your maintenance panels, by the way? asking for a friend
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The fastest way to a necromancer’s heart? Being nice 😉
necromancer is one of my favorite genders
This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.
Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”
ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m
can we have some context to this, perhaps?
Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.
Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.
That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.
(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)
just fucking read it
There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me
This is just as wild with the context
Some of my favorite moments in the series
From the foreword to 2021 print of the comic.
✨ Felicia - Darkstalkers ✨
Sexual themes
