this pride month im coming out as a furry stoner
Dope
where? *drops to all fours*

this pride month im coming out as a furry stoner
Dope
where? *drops to all fours*
girl what does awawawawawa mean use your words
awawawawawa
Sensational bite. Fully loaded
mean
i hope little yelly seal isn’t actually hurt because this picture is my favourite.
He was devoured.
It’s a love bite! Sort of. That’s a male elephant seal grabbing onto a female. Plenty of such bites on stock photos.
And a reminder of just how different the sexes are
Elephant seals are absurd beasts
He was devoured.
[Image description: a tumblr text post, edited whiteout-poetry style to read, 'I'd rather die than say "God save the King," because hes not better than the general public. the lady at the soup kitchen down the street, I will always hail. The King? he's evil.']
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re: the coronation of princess diana's ex-husband
Flapjack’s new tattoo is Bubbie approved!
maybe it's a stupid question but why r using "it\its" and not "they\them"? For me it's kinda the same thing
i think these shorts might be a little too short...
(I'm currently sick and living off of a pretty meager paycheck from finals week so tips are extra appreciated right now <3)
Sexual themes
well, time to die
RISE FROM THE ASHES, DARK ONE
What the everliving hell?
Your not friendly reminder that cops stole more monetary value then all burglaries in 2020, and that is only dwarfed by time theft by American businesses.
♡ Toriel (Undertale) - Nendoroid
im very stoned and while scrolling past this post in my notifs i kept seeing a weird face in it
Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say "masks are a government conspiracy" and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say "I have chemical burns on my face"
things people expect in a political confrontation:
Things they are never prepared for:
This post: "Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back"
Me: off to a compelling start
here is solomon
this post permanently became a fixture in my brain and i cannot get it out. the other day i was looking out the window to see the streets were damp from rain and thought "god has pet them wethands style"