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dwergas-deactivated20180817

Sensational bite. Fully loaded

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pizzaback

mean

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bigpastapete

i hope little yelly seal isn’t actually hurt because this picture is my favourite.

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tripropellant

He was devoured.

It’s a love bite! Sort of. That’s a male elephant seal grabbing onto a female. Plenty of such bites on stock photos.

And a reminder of just how different the sexes are

Elephant seals are absurd beasts

He was devoured.

[Image description: a tumblr text post, edited whiteout-poetry style to read, 'I'd rather die than say "God save the King," because hes not better than the general public. the lady at the soup kitchen down the street, I will always hail. The King? he's evil.']

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re: the coronation of princess diana's ex-husband

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average guard in oblivion: hello citizen. stay safe in your travels. the daedra grow more plentiful by the hour

average guard in skyrim: i wish bandits would attack and start killing people so i can have someone to murder. what do you want

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Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say "masks are a government conspiracy" and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say "I have chemical burns on my face"

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things people expect in a political confrontation:

  1. Facts
  2. Logic
  3. Emotional outbursts

Things they are never prepared for:

  1. Open sores

This post: "Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back"

Me: off to a compelling start