adult he/him

oh fuck it’s disability pride month

shoutout to those with chronic illness, physical handicaps, genetic disorders (yo that’s me!!), paralyzed folks, amputees, people who were disabled in accidents, those who were born with their condition, those with mental disorders, those with ptsd, blind folks, deaf folks, people who use wheelchairs, those who have to lug around equipment or else they die (hey that’s me again) and people who have a whole shelf in their fridge or pantry dedicated to their meds. we are loud and beautiful and diverse and incredible. may we finally get the same rights as our abled counterparts

and may accessibility departments return our goddamn phone calls

really really thinking about blowing my savings up and just traveling around for a bit

"explain this gap in your work history."

"no one would hire me so i had fun for a little bit instead"

sluttiest thing a man can do is know how to cook delicious meals

so glad i did

take me to the moooon 🐄👽🛸

farcry villain

this man eats skin

This isn't even out of the ordinary for how white christian guys talk

I come across my son Thadleus in the back yard stabbing a phone with a screwdriver and ranting about god while filming himself on another phone. I ask him if he's "winning at tiktok"

millennial couples who make those overpriced stupid ‘tiny homes’ that are like wall to wall blond wood hobby lobby trendy decor stupid ass condensed suburbia capsules: horrible, insufferable.

random dudes who build an unlicensed ‘tiny home’ out of things they had lying around and it ends up looking insanely uncomfortable and just like the unabomber shed: fascinating. worth studying.

millennial blog couples will be like “our tiny tub for our tiny home that we imported from France for $6,000 just arrived and it’s broken! noooo!” meanwhile backyard anarchist tiny home guy is like “today I’m insulating the cabin with this spray foam I found in the dump. it was recalled for being carcinogenic in the 80s but damn it works. getting kind of high on the fumes right now”

vid puttheminacoffin on instagram

just needed to save these bc it's making me laugh

In this big world is there a place for someone as little as me?

i live in a fucking sitcom. I'm delivering packages to people in the building and a nice lady gave me some chocolate as a thank you for lifting all the heavy stuff. I'm like thanks yippee and eat it without hesitation and it tasted like burnt dirt. so i knock on her door and ask her where that candy was from and she said it was a 40mg edible. this was 15 mins ago

you see perry the platypus when I pull this lever it will scan the brains of everyone in the tristate area and automatically give free HRT to every trans person, driving local gender affirming centers out of business, and then I can buy all their medical equipment at a severely discounted price and dismantle it for aa batteries. my wii remotes are dead

another thing abt me. i use the 👍 emoji very liberally. im not being sarcastic or passive aggressive im being like cool ok or thanks for the heads up or etc. to me 👍 is an innocent happy polite little emoji

me when i 👍

not reading wips feels anti-fanfiction to me. and i don't mean that in a "so you're a bad person if you don't read them" kinda way. do what you want. but i also feel, that you are completely missing the point. with fanfiction you're supposed to come along for the ride. the epic highs and lows of highschool football. the comment sections. the conversations. the theories. the "sorry i didn't update last week i was abducted by aliens and then my cat got stuck in a tree." LIKE. if you just want a story that's fully finished and polished go to a bookstore. fanfic is an EXPERIENCE. and ALSO. participating in the process is part of the way you make fanfic writing worth while. it's part of how you thank authors. like why would anyone write fanfiction if no one was going to interact with them until it was done? it again feels like a way that fanfiction is being eaten by consumer culture. you're waiting for your product. but this is supposed to be a club. you don't turn up to drama club like "where's my play bitch?" NO ma'am. we're supposed to paint these cardboard trees together. ok. i may have lost control of this metaphor. BUT YOU GET IT.

Tech start up has just released a new phone that only calls evil & cruel peuple