"dont die" is my favorite thing to tell people when they say theyre gonna go do something. going to the store? dont die. going to the bathroom? don't die. going to Mars? don't die. going to write an email? don't die. driving to the gas station? don't die. it fits every situation except for maybe a funeral visitation because then i think thatd be a little bit rude
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Bullying Celestia would be really easy. All you’d have to do is open a history book and go ‘damn girl you let that happen? Wouldn’t have been me’
ultimate checkmate for like, most monarchs and deities tbh
OH THATS WHY THIS HAS OVER 400 NOTES NOW
if you're above the age of 12 and still infighting with other trans people i'm going to smack you upside the head multiple state governments are trying to fucking eradicate us. sock (they/it) is not your fucking enemy ron desantis, bill lee, mike parson, greg abott, and many, many others are.
shockalypse-deactivated20190501
mathermatical notation explained
symbol meaning
= equals
=/= not equals
< left
> right
! LOUD NUMBER
~ worm
π stonehenge
√ right answer
x wrong answer
⋯ soon…
∮ what Exacrly the fuck
∝ fish
∞ fish with 2 heads
↯ lightning
:⇔ he Scream
do you think the porn bots ever accidentally message each other and end up in an endless loop of sending each other virus links
My class pretended to play dead.
Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.
these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class
attackonsociallife
I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER
the-80s-do-it-better
“Stop being dead right now”
fireheartedkaratepup
That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway
sdseraph
Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
absolutelydestinysmood
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
date of origin: 19th of may, 2013.
this is my post. do you know how it feels to have this be your post? do you understand the guilt i have to live with knowing this is my post? the weight on my soul as the decade popped into prominence with spanish flu … 2 !
do you know how it feels, heritageposts? are any of these heritage posts your own or are you just a curator of human misery? do you know how it feels to live knowing that of anything i’ve ever made, anything i’ve ever said, this has been seen by most people, and this will probably remain the case until i die? for this to be my legacy? can you relate? can you empathize?
but do you want to know the worst part? the absolute worst part of all of this?
we haven’t even brought back art deco into mainstream prominence. sickening
Happy ten years to this post
can’t believe its been over half a decade. I went through like two different development arcs since botw came out
happy bday demily
miss maia arson crimew! thank you!
Two people sitting in a tree!
K-i-s-s-i-n-g!
First comes love, then comes marriage,
Then comes the inevitable death of the universe. Every star burned out, remnants of plsnets left adrift in an infinitely expanding emptiness that is the cold, heartless void of space. Everything destroyed. Even the remote possibility of life in the husk of the universe rapidly dying out as their planetary cores cool. Everything is in an infinite, inescapable darkness. The corpse of a universe grown too old to sustain anything but oppressive cold and unending darkness like a graveyard of dead gods. Nothing is here. Everything is dead. The universe has reached tge final act of the grand play of life. Will our bones even exist? Will any remnant of any life? Will our attempts at creating a spacefaring civilization be left adrift in the darkness, a reminder of what could have been? Or will nothing be left to remember about Earth? Nothing but a cold, unending darkness.
they should invent a way to reconnect with old friends that doesnt feel like eating a pile of dirt in front of god