Uncrushable Pigeon

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Literally if spear cuts through water doesnt win this we riot. (This is the ignyte award) (Babel was good but not great, kaikeyi was actively bad, no opinion on siren queen other than it doesnt interest me, havent read blood trials but it is just a tournament arc and see my earlier post abt why i dont like those. Also blood magic is overdone.)

anyway read Spear Cuts Through Water by Simon Jimenez. Great book.

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

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Large piles of coal await shipment on Kooragang Island, part of the Port of Newcastle in New South Wales, Australia. The island is one of the world's largest coal export facilities, with a capacity of at least 120 million tonnes per annum. In 2022, coal trading comprised more than 97% of revenue at the Port of Newcastle; however, the port plans to reduce this figure to 50% by 2030 and fully decarbonize by 2040.

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Just seen a bathroom sign that says "Femmes". Unsure if this is woke or not.

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Update: the mens room says Hommes. This seafood restaurant is safe from the "woke mob" but not from the dastardly Frenchman

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

The current trend in fantasy that i hate and actually should be discussed instead of whatever shit people are talking about, is why the hell are all these books plots taken straight from typical shonen arcs.

After baking in the scrubland all day, I’ve decided what’s going on is that since the Chosen One plot is now passé, that strata of mediocre-yet-entertaining adult fantasy novels has had to find a new well to draw from and landed on shonen, plus some sprinklings of YA

Anonymous asked:

So you've got a brown fox, right, and he's pretty spry, right. Not, like, Olympic levels, but you're pretty sure if you saw that foxy fella at the local marathon he'd get to the first place no sweat. Guy's pretty damn quick, is what I mean. So then you've got this dog. He's the laziest, most knackered old dog you've seen. You're like, whoa, that dog is lazy as fuck. Thank fuck all dogs go to Heaven 'cause elsewise he'd be looking at a damn steep fall to down below on account of the sin of sloth. What I'm getting at is that this dog would be one hundred percent set for the big old highway to hell if it wasn't for the universal fuckin' pardon God's big mercy has granted to all canines. Hells of amnesty up in here. So you've got this dog and the brown fox I sketched you an abstract of earlier, right, and guess what the fox does, he jumps over him. Just like that! How fuckin' wild is that, huh?

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I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

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Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

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