a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
do you even realize that your parents are getting older too?
are there any animals that you hate?
children
my emotions are kinda always just like
YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.
my personality is 30% the last movie I watched
Humans are not the center of the universe. Think about that.
you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you
what do
COME AT ME YOU PASTY SON OF A BITCH
girl: be rough with me ;)
me:
Your dash has been signed by the Avengers and members of S.H.I.E.L.D
Bruce Banner/Hulk
Clint Barton/Hawkeye
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow
Steve Rogers/Captain America
Thor Odinson
Tony Stark/Iron Man
Agent Phil Coulson
Loki Laufeyson
Pepper Potts
Nick Fury
Maria Hill
From this picture:
The cast of the Avengers signed this card as if they were the characters :)
In which the cast is totally secretly their characters
Is it me or does it seem like even the style of their handwriting matches the characters?
When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney
It’s like,
have
you
seen
what
Disney
has
done
before?
For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.
YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!
guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins
REBLOGGING FOR THE LAST POST
that one kink that no one can ever know about ever
me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”