Brian David Gilbert is the unholy fusion of MatPat, John Mulaney, Thomas Sanders, and Griffin McElroy with a Jeff Blim cherry on top and he’s what the world needs right now

i know all of those people and he sounds beautiful

List of my Favourite Drarry fics of all times

I decided to put together the list of my absolute favourite Drarry fics that I read over the years (I usually prefer them LONG and Explicit).

1. Balance. Imperfect by @bixgirl1 [91K, E]

My Number 1 Drarry fic of all times. Disability fic, featuring Healer Draco. This story will tear you apart and make you whole again. I’m serious. 

2. Light as Iron, Singed as Pearl by Snegurochka [13K, E]

The best, the most intelligent and the hottest Drarry BDSM fic I’ve ever read, featuring Dom!Draco.

3. Turn by Saras_Girl [306K, E]

Famous Drarry classic. Parallel AUs. Potter is straight and married, until he isn’t. I guess every Drarry fan had read this gem (and if it so happens that you haven’t - please do! This is everything and more, you’ll never forget this story.)

4. Eclipse by Mijan [287K, T]

This story is a wild ride that will keep you holding your breath till the very last word. Great adventures, complex storyline and character development. The fic had been written even before “HP & The Half-Blood Prince” was published, and yet… A lot of ideas you’ll see there are so sharp and spot on. Also the scorching level of TENSION between Draco & Harry and  F-A-A-A-LLING in love will drive you mad. It’s a story of wrong choices and right choices, of redemption and trust and love.

5. The Auror, the Toymaker, His Ego and Their Courtship by TheMostePotente [22K, E]

One of the best Drarry fic I’ve ever read. It is absolutely HILARIOUS and serious and hot at the same time. The author has a wicked sense of humour.

6. On One’s Knees by pir8fancier [33K, E]

Again, one of the best Drarry fic I’ve ever read. The war is over, and Draco is a wreck freshly out of Azkaban. Healer Harry. Raw and beautiful, sometimes writing is utterly cruel. Unsentimental. Perfect.

7. Burning the Ground by @lqtraintracks [10K, E]

So okay, I can’t describe this fic coherently without screaming, so I’d better post the author’s own summary from AO3 here (I stan the queen) :

“Strap him down,” someone said, and Harry felt the rage thicken inside him – the viscous fear. Magical bindings pulled taut around his wrists … He felt a wand touch his arm and then a sharp bite as something punctured the skin, and a sweet, cool tonic rushed his veins. His breathing slowed. His eyelids drooped. The ceiling went grey and dark. And then he heard a woman’s voice sigh, “Someone, get Healer Malfoy.”

- See? I aM a sCReAMiNG MEss  bYE!

8. You open always (petal by petal) by birdsofshore [65K, E]

Harry’s not the kind of person who pays for sex. He really isn’t. Until he is. 

It’s birdsofshore’s fic. End of story. (I stan the queen).

9. Brief Encounter by maraudersaffair [45K, E]

THIS fic… oh this fic… It killed me, because it’s so good and sad and brilliantly written. I loved every second of it. The fic is based on the 1945 film of the same name. Warnings: Epilogue Compliant, No Happy Ending (for Drarry).

10. (Ninth Rehearsal for) The Main Event by Snegurochka [9K, E]

Fantastic BDSM fic with intriguing storyline and a briliant plot twist!

11.  Foundations!verse by Saras_Girl

- Part 1: Reparations [87K, E]

- Part 2: Foundations [236K, E]

Another famous classic by Saras_Girl. This series was among the first 5 Drarry fics I’ve ever read, and it shaped my own perception of Drarry, and especially of Draco’s personality in Drarry pairing. Features Healer Harry and Mind Healer Draco. Great, rich and complex work. The authentic atmosphere of Saras_Girl’s universe.

12. Any Instrument by @dictacontrion [131K, E]

Healer Draco is my weakness. 

Draco Malfoy wouldn’t go back to England for anything less than an exceptional case. Being asked to figure out why Harry Potter can’t control his magic might be exceptional enough to qualify.

13. Embers by  @shiftylinguini [41K, E]

Werewolf A/B/O - and I never go for this sort of thing, because I basically find the concept super creepy and disturbing, because the issue of consent means to me a lot, and in A/B/O it’s mostly no choice, so it’s a big NO for me, BUT!! This particular fic - is everything one may wish of a consent-fic, it’s so brilliantly executed. I decided to read it because everything by this author is gold and immediately found out that this is everything I ever needed. And this story is fantastic! 

14. Waiting By An Open Door by @femmequixotic [29K, E]

Draco starts following Potterwatch secretly during the War. He wishes Potter would come save him too. But that sort of thing only happens in fairy tales, and Malfoys don’t get fairy tale endings, do they?

The level of PINING  JCDIDPIDPIHBPIDBHV!!! Reedeming Draco, secretly in love Draco, pining pining pining Draco. I can’t find words how good this fic is!

15. The Full Four Seasons by ravenclawsquill [49K, E]

Draco is gay in denial and married, and then Harry comes along. OUTSTANDING! 

16. Humbug (A Christmas Tale) by Snegurochka [29K, E]

Draco has been taking his casual relationship with Harry for granted. Visits from four key ghosts the night before Christmas just might shake up his priorities in life.

PINING Harry. Believe me, it’s everything you needed. 

17. Like Diamonds We Are Cut With Our Own Dust by raitala [11K, T]

This brilliant fic is based on the iconic Drarry art “Dark Mark Removal” by @alekina . I suppose it’s enough to say :)

anyone please ask your crush out like this

The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

oops my hand slipped

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

so yeah

I LOVE THIS

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

I have a need…..I must add to this…

still waiting for the smut

C’mon guys… it needs some smut

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE

SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT

Not so perfect but still perfect first date

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART

O HECk IT GOT bETtEr

OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖

notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!

THERES MORE

I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!? 

ITS BACK OMG

Omg it’s here!

THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT

Ok I tried because this is so cute 

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF

IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG

This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today. 

This gave me so many happy and cute feels

every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all 

this warms my heart on so many levels <3

ITS BACK

I’m just sitting here

Hitting my knee

Squealing and smiling omfg

this is now a tumblr web comic, who knows when the next upate is, all we know is its gonna be fucking amazing when it happens 

best thing ever

Traditional style (Sorry the picture quality is really bad) but here is my (super short) update!!

(The text says : Movie? I won’t be late!)

my contribution!

This is beautiful

Love it

OMG I REMEMBER THIS!!! AND THIS IS SO LONG NOW AND SO ADORABLE!!! I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT ART STYLES!!

I love this so much. For multiple reasons. One all of the different art styles. Two I have been seen this post around Tumblr ever since I first came here. And three ever since I first came it’s been getting longer and better ever cents!

This is some cute shit

This has been here since the start of my blog and it’s one of my favourite posts that I had on my dash and it still is

Even after all this time I’m so invested in this

I

I AM SPEECHLESS

I love this so much😭😭😭

thiS IS THE ABSOLUTE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER XD

THIS IS SO CUTE I’M ACTUALLY SCREAMING

I’M SCREAMING

I’m crying and dying and screaming how is this possible

IT GOT BETTER!!!!!

BOI THIS IS SO FREAKING GOOD!

MY HEART

I want more

This definitely needs to be continued!!

Am I too late to join? :D

@neatatom @apitnobaka @noknmni

@veronicasummersfelton why not?

My hand slipped 

MORE PLS!!!!!!

HOW DO I SUBSCRIBE TO THIS THREAD

my favourite thing, artists of tumblr untiting to create a comic about high school notes gay love story

MORE PLEASE!

tagging all my artist friends who need to see this @takaraphoenix @dragon-of-creation @spider999now @shirmir @noksindra

I don’t have self control

THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN! DO MORE DO MORE DO MORE!!

YES HELLO IM CRYING

itS BACK!!

There’s so much more AAAHHHH

I’m just gonna add something real quick 😆

Hurry someone add something please 😭😭

AHHHHH this is so adorable 😍

SOMEONE PLEASE ADD SOMETHING MY HEART IS SOARING THIS IS ADORABLE! 😍

THIS IS SO CUTE😍😍

@highwarlockofhogsmeade LOOK!! SO MUCH MORE CUTENESS FROM THE LAST TIME

This is the best

IT’S BACK

this was here when i first came and it’s back and better than ever

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS!!!

*screeches*

I AM IN LOVE!!!

THIS IS STILL GOING ON I AM IN LOVE

I CANT BELIVE ITS STILL GOING ON PLZ SOMEONE ADD ONTO THIS PLZ

Muses Wishlist: The premise with the locker notes and one not having a cell phone.

fuck i love this thread

I love this so much. Both the adorable boys and how a good portion of the artists on tumlr keep going “Oops, my hand slipped~” AND MAKING IT BETTER.

omg. there is more and it is BETTER EFERY TIME I SEE IT

Saw this and thought it was to cute not to reblog

I’m dying.

no.

too late I’m dead SO CUTE!!!!

IT UPDATED, YEEEEES!!!!

Look at this beauty!

YES A NEW UPDATE!

Please oh PLEEEEEEEASE

Can someone continue this, and tag me?

Aaaaaaa need more

AGREED

If someone continues this please tag me

BE STILL MY HEART

IM HAVING A FLUFF ATTACK (when something is so cute and fluffy you more than fangirl over. You OBSESS.)

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD I’VE SEEN AND PROBABLY WILL EVER SEE OH MY GOD

should i add something

@thewitch243 @skylagamingv2 here

PLEASE, PLEASE, ANYONE WHO CAN DRAW, I NEEEEEED!!! 😍❤😍❤😍 ❤😍❤😍❤

Literally reblog everytime this is on my dash 😍

Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox

I fucking forgot that I reblogged this and woke up to some weird shit lmao

i don’t want real compliments tbh i just wanna hear the most ominous stuff ppl could come up with

*cracks knuckles* bring it on

Now I’m curious

by SurroundedByMuggles

Draco finds a baby on the doorstep and it looks exactly like him. So much, in fact, Astoria’s ready to thump him in the face for bringing home a love child. That’s until Draco discovers a time-turner around the baby’s neck. Things get even worse when he finds out the future baby is a child of two fathers. Could be worse right? The baby’s glamor weres off and its eyes are green. A familiar green.

Words: 3443, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

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Punkrorschach (ha)

sporiygfacls-leee

8o4d

dreamyluigi-{*~{}|{

huh

angie-the-anti

excuse me what the fuck

veça-ahaoms-maps close…

Thisbitchkin

BITCH-

sagetoxicriak

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-well shit

n99dkebat

…nope

plushybuttons

Catching2🤓😃💕😉😄😍😑😘☺️😑😅😐

How the ever fucking hell did I do this

like if harry’s a top

relog if draco’s a bottom ;)

Why is Draco a sex symbol? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love me some sex on legs Draco Malfoy, but in the books he’s described to be all lanky and pointy. Like, gimme some awkward, nerdy Draco Malfoy with glasses (but only when he’s reading in bed at night or just before exams when he’s too stressed to care bc Malfoys do not need glasses, Potter). Gimme some Draco Malfoy who took violin lessons growing up and fell completely in love with it and had to put silencing charms around his bed so the other Slytherins couldn’t hear him playing (they all thought he had a girl in there with him and he let them believe that bc he had a reputation). Gimme Draco Malfoy who did not fall asleep in History of Magic, but instead did extracurricular educational work (that he most certainly did NOT steal from the Restricted Section, shut up Potter) because he already learned about the Goblin Wars from his private tutor when he was young. Gimme Draco Malfoy who really wanted to ask Potter out in 8th Year but Potter was so social and carefree all the time and Draco just wanted to curl up with “A History of German Potions and their Uses in Modern Mind Magic” with Potter curled up to him, and so Draco couldn’t ask him out because why would the Boy Who Lived want to curl up in the Common Room with a nerd like Draco Malfoy? Gimme Draco Malfoy the complete dork who researched the magic behind Dark Marks when he was scared and lonely at Malfoy Manor hosting the Dark Lord and, in 8th Year, was not able to remove his, but he found he could recreate similar magic so that when he touched it, the skull put on glasses. Gimme Draco Malfoy who finally built up the nerve to approach Potter, but got so nervous after saying, “Hello, Potter,” that he forgot everything he had rehearsed and ended up saying, “That cloud looks like a penis,” instead of a conversation starter like he planned. Gimme Draco Malfoy being completely shocked by what just came out of his mouth and shocked when Potter actually laughs a genuine (and beautiful) laugh and responds with a casual, “I could use yours to compare, if you wanted,” and Draco doesn’t think he’s blushed so hard in his life. Gimme Draco Malfoy going on a date with Harry wearing a button down and a sweater with sweater paws (shut up, Blaise, I look cute) and being so nervous he keeps pulling on his sweater and Harry just thinks he’s so adorable he can’t stop giving him little tiny kisses and Draco absolutely loves it. Just gimme nerdy, virgin Draco and I’m set for life honestly.

Potter and Parkinson

I’m sure this has been done before, but I absolutely live for pansy/Harry friendship

- Pansy and Harry become friends even before Drarry happens - it’s eighth year, and of course all the returning students are grouped in one big dorm because house unity and all that - Harry can’t sleep. The nightmares are too much, and he doesn’t want to bother his roommate *cough*draco*cough* because he’s his ex-rival for merlin’s sake and that’s just /awkward/ - so he sits by the hearth in the common room, where everything is usually purple and gray but right now the fire is roaring and everything is bathed in a wonderful orange light - and he doesn’t notice Parkinson sitting in the love seat to his left until she shifts and drawls out a scathing “well if it isn’t the boy who just won’t die” - and of course Harry jumps, wand out and pointed at Pansy’s throat in half a second - she stares at it and pushes it away in silence - there’s the expected “nightmare?” “Yeah. You?” “Same as you, what do you expect” exchange then comfortable silence - eventually they fall asleep where they are - in the morning, pansy’s gone and Harry’s late for breakfast - neither of them say anything about it, but she nevertheless slips him an extra hot coffee as she leaves the great hall - it happens again that night - this time, they talk about it - “what’s it like to die?” - he starts. He’s never told anyone about that. Ever. - and that’s how he finds out that Pansy is a legilimens - “why don’t you look for yourself?” - “I’m not a barbarian, Potter” - so he tells her. And she listens. - she asks why he didn’t tell Weasley and Granger - “they worry too much” - and she gets it - the next night, she tells him why she doesn’t boast about her legilimency - “My Death Eater family loved to exploit it. When old Voldy came back, he forced me to use it to find out his victim’s fears and weaknesses. I was a puppet. I didn’t ask for that.” - “None of us did.” - they meet like this every night, when the nightmares are too much or the insomnia sets in - she explains that sleeping was too much like passing out from Crucio - He talks about how weird it feels since Draco started ignoring him - they talk about Draco a lot - “he wasn’t always that way. You should’ve seen him as a child, when his father would be away on business. I’d never met anyone more in love with life.” - they don’t talk for the rest of that night - he notices the slytherin Trio has mostly broken up - Pansy, surprisingly, hangs out with Luna during the day - Harry asks about it - Pansy shrugs “she doesn’t dwell on the past” - One day Hermione and Ron don’t show up for breakfast - Pansy takes the seat next to Harry, “ she snuck into his room last night after you went to bed. Kicked Blaise out and everything.” - They talk about life after hogwarts - “you don’t want to be an auror anymore, then? Thought saving people gave you a hard on, Potty” - he laughs for the first time in a long while - “it gets boring after the first couple hundred times, I guess” - “well, Mcgonagall obviously wants you for the DADA position” - “maybe” - they walk together to herbology - Draco gawks as they enter the greenhouse - Pansy offers a small smile - Draco turns away - Harry sulks - Ron and Hermione show up a minute later, Hermione blushing and Ron raising an eyebrow at Harry, but he doesn’t say anything when Pansy whispers something in Harry’s ear that makes him grin wide - It’s the middle of the year, and Harry and Pansy have established a sort of routine - they meet every night, sometimes to talk, sometimes to take walks around the castle, sometimes just to sit in each other’s presence until they fall asleep - in the morning, whoever wakes first brings up two mugs from breakfast, if it’s Pansy she brings cocoa, while Harry brings coffee - Harry asks why Pansy always wears extra layers, or uses far more blankets than normal - he mentions that Malfoy does it, too - “Draco never told you?” “I never asked” - it’s a side effect of the Cruciatus and Imperio Curses - Harry thinks he understands - He pats her hand, and she wonders why he’s so warm - he shrugs. He’s always been like that. - maybe it’s because of his mother’s love, he jokes - she just looks at him. “Perhaps you’re right about something for once, Potty.” - the next morning, Draco wakes early to find them snuggled together in front of the dying embers, Pansy leaning into Harry, extra blankets discarded on the floor - he can’t help the tight, smoldering feeling in his chest as he walks to breakfast - it’s Saturday, so there’s no class, but Blaise still leaves a mug of coffee and a cup of cocoa on the coffee table in the common room for when they wake, warming charms cast to keep the drinks steaming - when they wake up, it’s not awkward at all. Just comfortable. - like sharing a bed with your sibling - they enjoy their arrangement, and Pansy takes advantage of Harry’s warmth constantly - eighth years are allowed to leave the grounds at any point, so long as they obey curfew - Harry and Pansy visit Hogsmeade together shortly after Christmas break - while out for lunch, they run into Draco - Pansy invites him along - Harry and Draco start talking and don’t stop - Pansy is torn; she hates being a third wheel, but she thinks she ships the two more - she excuses herself, claiming exhaustion, and finds a quaint book shop near the edge of the village - There, she runs into a distressed Granger - turns out, Granger broke it off with Weasley - Pansy is surprisingly good at comforting others, and shares her unexpected love of books with Hermione - but while Hermione adores nonfiction, Pansy reads fiction. Thus, a friendship grows - their day at the book store marks the start of a new relationship - she tells Harry about her impromptu date with hermione - “on a first name basis now, are you? I feel betrayed.” - “oh shut it, Potty.” - she’s blushing and they both know it - in retaliation, she asks about Draco, and now it’s Harry’s turn to bloom red - when Harry asks Draco out in the Great Hall a few weeks later, Pansy stands and screams from the other end of the table “IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU PINING PRICK” - Harry and Draco both turn red, scurrying out of the hall, hand in hand - Pansy high-fives Luna, who giggles the whole time - Harry does the same thing when Hermione asks out Pansy, but instead he’s screaming “SAY YES ALREADY PANS, YOU BLOODY WUSS” - Ron gazes at them sadly, but Blaise distracts him with a comforting hand on his lower back and offers some treacle tart - Pansy and Harry’s nightly meetings start happening less and less, but they’re still closer than ever - when Draco and Harry have their first fight, Pansy knows, cuddling with Harry in front of the fireplace like they used to - Hermione is super understanding, bless her heart - She still draws a mustache and monocle on Harry in revenge for stealing her girlfriend, though - she wakes Draco early to see it - He takes pictures of his exbutkindofstill-best friend and boyfriend cuddling - he won’t admit it, but his heart melts just a little as they wake, untangling from each other, bleary eyes and bed heads - Harry and Draco don’t fight as much after that (but neither of them mind so much on the mornings after they do because Harry and pansy’s friendship is so precious) - drarry and pansmione have a double wedding - Ron and Blaise are Best Men, Luna and Ginny Maids of Honor - Harry gets the DADA job, but always floos home at the end of the day to be with Draco and the kids -pansy works in hogsmeade, running the bookstore where she first comforted hermione, now minister of magic - Draco is a wonderful homemaker, who works from home co-editing the Quibbler with Luna - even after marriage and families, Pansy and Harry have slumber parties, just the two of them in the living room while Draco and hermione take the kids out - they cuddle and talk about everything - in the mornings, pansy always wakes first, since Harry is usually up late grading papers - but now, she makes two coffees for Harry and hermione, a cocoa for her, and a tea for Draco - Harry and Pansy still spend nights by the fire, but sometimes they’re joined by their spouses, Ron and Blaise, and Ginny and Luna - Sometimes Pansy and Draco’s skin still turn to ice - sometimes hermione and Harry still wake up in the middle of the night for no solid reason - but they’re surrounded by the ones they love - the war is over - pansy’s legilimency fades with age, and she’s happy to only have to live in her own head for once - Harry and Draco learn to be in love with life, and with each other - Hermione and Ron are no longer a ‘what if’ - and while Draco’s scars never completely fade away, Harry assures him they make him even more beautiful - While Pansy will never stop being cold, Hermione is there with cocoa and and blankets and her warm embrace - while Harry and Hermione never eat as much as they used to, too accustomed to those days in that wretched tent, running from the enemy, starving in the forest, Draco and Pansy are there to hold them and kiss them and remind them that it’s better now. It’s okay now. - and suddenly it wasn’t just Pansy and Harry with late night talks and cuddles on the couch - it was everyone else, too - it was warm, and safe, and home - and it wasn’t perfect - but it was good.

use this generator in order to find out what kind of hogwarts professor you would be!

“caring care of magical creatures professor who secretly likes to counsel students and whose favorite spell is crucio”

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“gay care of magical creatures professor who secretly likes to counsel students and whose favorite spell is wingardium leviosa”

“playful astronomy professor who secretly likes to laugh at muggle memes and whose favorite spell is impedimenta”

And I don’t remember what impedimenta is. So idk

“fair transfiguration professor who secretly likes to read muggle books and whose favorite spell is confundo” lmao I mean

“gay astronomy professor who secretly likes to practice healing spells and whose favorite spell is reparo”

I mean I break stuff so I need reparo. I’m too clumsy

(OOC: “sad herbology professor who secretly likes to party hard at muggle clubs and whose favorite spell is muffliato”

Love this oh my 😂😂)

Lovely Defence against the dark arts professor who secretly likes to give out detentions and favourite spell is finiato

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