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Ooh... Life was so much simpler in those halcyon days when gravity could be reversed. (Mobile header image by Michael Fraley.)

got a mild case of the dragon age brainworms again (reread by the still waters). they should have put fenris in da:i bc he would have ruined the plot and killed many story-critical characters. merrill also but it would have been an accident. plot would have been the same with isabela, she likes to watch

literally you just can't let fenris into orlais. what if he finds out about briala

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(7/24) Happy Birthday to the one and only.

Claude i love you to the moon and back even when you give me a hard time sometimes

i absolutely love teenagers. i told a group of them about my work and asked them what their demands for the united nations would be and they debated among themselves and told me to "tell them to make doner kebab three euros again". yeah man i'll ask

I'm so angry at leetcode rn. You write the most elegant code you've ever seen, and it says "You beat 1% of respondents. This uses as much memory as the Apollo program to add two numbers. You'll never get a job, and your master's thesis will be called the slow fourier transform"

Years on the internet and somehow i still click on comments sections with the insanely optimistic idea that I'll learn something new instead of being subjected to the dumbest motherfuckers online typing like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine

"Wow, what an interesting post! I want to see what sort of fascinating discourse is being generated by the idea posited by the original poster" <- Me, operating under levels of delusion yet unexplained by modern science

My opponent just called upon the Oracles and scattered most of my pieces across space and time. Does anyone know the best counter in this situation?