you come over to my house to hang out. there is absolutely no decoration in my home besides these

these all look like patrick warburton’s voice

by floccinaucinihilipilificationa

Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

This really says a LOT

simpsons is so next level

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

Everyone who reblogs this by February 14th will have their URL written on a piece of paper and placed somewhere in Los Angeles.

[echoey] Hello, test subject. Echo. Echo. Welcome to your first test. I’m your overseer, Cave Johnson, and I think, if you keep testing, you might find something very interesting about this planet. [chuckle] [beat] It’s me. I’m the planet. You live on me. Wanted to save it till later, but man – it’s just too darn good. You really wouldn’t have seen it coming. Do me a favor, don’t tell any of the other test subjects. Also, don’t pollute.

Person: What’s Star Wars about? 

Me:

Has this been done? 

watch this when you’re down

Meowingtons no

how to tell the world is coming to an end: meowingtons introduces skrillex to cthulhu.