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for the people who needed this more than they knew

@catboy-maul

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My opinion on catgirls is that they can't be uwu perfect waifus or whatever cause then that's just a boring normal anime girl with a different/extra pair of ears. Catgirls need to embody the feline trinity of cute, graceful, and chaotic dumbass. She needs to do blatantly ungraceful things like demonicly contort her face to yawn or bite you when she wants attention or destroy your property. She needs to be a girlboss AND a failwife at the same time. She's not a genuine catgirl unless she inconveniences you at least once a day but you love her too much to stay mad at her for too long.

Plus there's too much untapped potential. Imagine if your cat could speak, was just as big as you, and had thumbs. That's too much potential to reduce to "what if she wore a maid outfit and said 'nyah'?" You gotta commit.

Palatine faked his poor little meow meow moments he's like ohhh I'm so weak look at me anakin you wouldn't hurt me would you I'm just a weak old man and everyone is against me for no reason at all 🥺

Meanwhile, we have maul, an actual poor little meow meow, :|

I know why cats are assholes I would be too if I had no thumbs fuck that shit get it off the counter I don't give a damn I have no t h u m b s can't you see there are more important things to focus on right now??? God.