D-Da-Darth Meowl *gets stabbed with lightsaber*
TERRIBLE news for fussy and crabby kitty cats. you are going to be kissed. you are going to be loved
Even if it's me? 🥺🥺🥺
hey! your catboy boyfriend got out! he is sitting on top of a high fence and all the puppy girls are barking at him
hey! your catboy boyfriend got out! he is sitting on top of a high fence and all the puppy girls are barking at him
boys that are like “don’t call me cute” like??? okie, why are u so cute then????
boys be like
present for the boyz
My opinion on catgirls is that they can't be uwu perfect waifus or whatever cause then that's just a boring normal anime girl with a different/extra pair of ears. Catgirls need to embody the feline trinity of cute, graceful, and chaotic dumbass. She needs to do blatantly ungraceful things like demonicly contort her face to yawn or bite you when she wants attention or destroy your property. She needs to be a girlboss AND a failwife at the same time. She's not a genuine catgirl unless she inconveniences you at least once a day but you love her too much to stay mad at her for too long.
Plus there's too much untapped potential. Imagine if your cat could speak, was just as big as you, and had thumbs. That's too much potential to reduce to "what if she wore a maid outfit and said 'nyah'?" You gotta commit.
In honor of the art of @catboy-maul's entire blog and the art of @shyranno @darthmaussy
@cloneenthusiast @sylvanlore I have ascended and become Darth Meow Meow for this lovely Hallows Eve celebration
Yes he has a little fuzzy bow tie to match his fuzzy ears.
DARTH MEOW MEOW :D <3333
So he can be your poor little meow meow but not your catboy? Get your house in order 😤
Catboy is a title. When maul said "formerly darth, now just maul" that was the intermission for his catboy arc thank you for listening
Palatine faked his poor little meow meow moments he's like ohhh I'm so weak look at me anakin you wouldn't hurt me would you I'm just a weak old man and everyone is against me for no reason at all 🥺
Meanwhile, we have maul, an actual poor little meow meow, :|
Cat Maul (nyaul) bc teehee
* blows kiss to @shyranno *
Ooohhh @catboy-maul you know I'm compelled to tag you in all content of Maul as a cat boy.
Catboy maul rules thanks for tagging me :3
I know why cats are assholes I would be too if I had no thumbs fuck that shit get it off the counter I don't give a damn I have no t h u m b s can't you see there are more important things to focus on right now??? God.
this was a RIDE and the end was a huge slap in the face




