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I love it when media implies that Wizard is a species. I love the idea of a hominid whose place in the ecosystem is to kill shit with lightning.
the funniest thing ever just happened to me
im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun
I learned what sun poisoning is recently and now I keep getting scared when I see suspiciously pink white people out and about during the day. Like dude get back inside you're in danger
If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?
every time i have salmon it's like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.
i guess tumblr thought my name was too long and shortened it in this reblog notification i’m cryinf
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