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Goodbye Society of Shit

@catarinsl

sorry is you don't like, the world sucks anyway ε:
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kiwisa
Anonymous asked:

All the different pet names Joe calls the reader please and thank you (-: Xx

here you go, hun <33 you get four blurbs in one. i hope you’ll have fun reading them. ✨🤍

⏤ pairing: joseph quinn x fem!reader ⏤ wordcount: 1.5K ⏤ genre: fluff, angst, suggestive at the end

“A NAME FOR YOU”

⏤ “LOVE...” in everyday life.

“Can you pass me the salt, love?”

With one hand, the other stirring the sauce, Joseph vaguely pointed to the location of the saltshaker, which you hastened to hand over. He murmured a distracted “thank you” and seasoned the meat before turning down the heat and covering the pan with the lid next to it. 

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obsessed with you

jack harlow x fem!reader
synopsis - jack is genuinely desperate and miserable for your love and affection
authors note - i’ve been obsessed with the trope of boy loving girl more, so here is this; also him being tough in the streets but soft in the sheets :>

- you guys are out in public, just leaving a party/ club of sorts and you are nonstop complaining about the uncomfortable heels you have on, despite the fact he told you to opt for a different pair. you are bugging him to hurry up and call the driver, and he can’t bare the whines you have been letting out so he just turns around and motions for you get to get on his back. he piggybacks you all the way to the car and once you arrive home, he carries you bridal style up the stairs

- you’re holding hands walking around the city and your sneaker unties itself. he proceeds to stop you, get on one knee, lift your foot onto his knee, and tie your shoe. a fan ends up taking a photo of the act and he trends on twitter for being tough in the streets but soft in the sheets

- him genuinely just being smiley and giggly in your presence. you go on instagram live to talk to fans and he is in the background doing what he does. fans ask about him so you turn the phone to point at him and he is just so smiley and shy that he hides his face in his hands. fans do proceed to poke fun at him

- you two are out at an event you dragged him to and he is just tired and wants to go home and cuddle you. he just keeps tugging on your hand and pouting whenever you catch his stares. when you are finally alone he begs you to go home, but when you deny he just pouts so you kiss his lips and drag him along for the rest of the night

- you’re relaxing in the living room on a home/ rest day and you are watching television or on your phone. he’s frustrated you haven’t been giving him every millisecond of your attention so he just comes and plops down on top of you. you groan and get agitated with his childish behaviour, but he just gets whiny and ‘begs’ you to smother him with love. you two end up cuddling and watching a reality tv show

- he would never suck tits; until it came to you. you wouldn’t even ask for it, his head would just end up in your shirt sucking, biting, and nibbling on your boobs and nipples for however long you both pleased. you always swore he was an ass man but he claimed if you wanted him to eat the booty like groceries he would comply, no complaints

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forever-rogue
Anonymous asked:

I love all the fics with Eddie! How about Eddie with an introverted,soft spoken gf? Like gets flustered with every sweet gesture Eddie gives her, and craves his affection but to shy to say it🥺

GIF by m-xrdersxene

AN | I saw this and went oh soft…so we have softness! And I think I may have discovered my new favorite name for Eddie! Enjoy 🥰

Warnings | Language, Allusions to some spice

Pairing | Eddie x Fem!Reader

Word Count | 3.4k

Masterlist | Main, Eddie

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

“What’s wrong?” Eddie’s soft voice pulled you out of your thoughts, which you had been deeply buried in. You were sitting next to him at lunch, listening to the conversation around you, but had gotten distracted once you’d looked at his hands. They were nice hands. Very nice hands. The simple realization had led you down a quick rabbit hole of studying his ring adorned fingers, and how they felt holding your hand, around your throat, and all over your body. But you’d never admit that out loud. No, nah, nope. 

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𝙬𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧

eddie munson x female!reader

word count: 7k words

summary: when you see something you weren’t supposed to jealously pays you a visit. eddie can’t believe what’s gotten into his usually quiet girlfriend, but he has no problem reminding you that he’s yours.

warnings: established relationship, shy/quiet reader (i say this rather loosely, its more of reader being embarrassed about being jealous), porn with a plot, heavy mentions of jealousy, eddie enjoying said jealously, teasing, smut, kissing, dirty talk, oral sex (f receiving), finger sucking, p in v sex, unprotected sex.

authors note: i had this idea a while ago and finally decided to bring it to life. it’s different from what i’ve written for eddie thus far but i hope it’s just as good. my editing job might not have been the greatest so i apologize. i really really hope you all like it, im very nervous about this one so yeah! take it easy on me!

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iguessweallcrazyithinktho
creme-delacreme asked:

Omg y/n hacking urbans socials answering questions and comments😫😫

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iguessweallcrazyithinktho answered:

My account now

Urban was out right now getting stuff done with Jack. You noticed he had left his phone on the table in your hotel room. You smiled picking it up, you know exactly what you were going to do with it.

You typed in Urban's password and went to his Instagram. You typed up a post before posting it.

Instantly the questions flooded in and you answered them.

Where's urban?

Idk and Idc

Why would he leave his phone?

He's fucking stupid ok

What's the best part about dating urban?

I would say his 🍆 but it's kinda small so I'm going to say the free weed

Are you and Jack friends?

No. I absolutely hate the guy

I'm not sure what urban sees in you

I give him great 😺 you could never

Do you approve of Urban's smoking?

Yes. We're going to die smoking together

Tell us how to kidnap urban!!

Leave a weed trail

Is Urban broke?

Yeah I'm his sugar mama

What does urban like to be called in bed?

Fuck face

Is Urban's dick actually small?

Wouldn't you like to know weather boy!

Before you could answer more your hotel room door opened. You threw the phone down, but it was too late, urban already had caught.

"y/n, I swear."

The last thing you saw before you got attacked was Urban's stupid smirk. You were done for

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a-moment-captured
If you think overturning Roe vs Wade was a win today, from the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourself.
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Y/N: So you like cats?

Jack: Yeah.

Y/N: *Tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Y/N: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Jack: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Y/N: Seize the dick.

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Urban: Anyone d-

Druski: Depressed?

Clay: Drained?

Jack: Dumb?

Y/N: Disliked?

Urban: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

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Y/N: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Jack: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Y/N, desperately, as Jack bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Jack: Oh! B positive.

Y/N: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Jack:

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Y/N: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Jack: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Y/N:

Y/N: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our live

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Daily Quotes.