someone stop me….

who took this video of me

I just saw a guy using a flip phone. Its 2015

you just saw a drug dealer

my sister uses a flip phone instead of a smart phone so she pays more attention to the people around her instead of staring at a screen all day. people dont realize how much they actually use their smartphones instead of listening and talking to the people around you.

I hate to break it you, but your sister is a fucking drug dealer Wake up and smell the marijuana

i love when math teachers put question marks on my tests cause i’m just like yeah same

Rihanna leaving a building in Malecón, Cuba

draw stick figures. sing off key. write bad poems. sew ugly clothes. run slowly. flirt clumisly. play video games on easy. you do not need to be good at something to enjoy the act. talent is overrated. do things you like doing. it’s ok to suck

otter: EEEEEEEEAAAH speaker: he cant do much besides go around in circles otter: EEEEH

Marvel Cinematic Universe Marathon→10.) Guardians of the Galaxy “I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.”

Aura understands art hoe aesthetics

ok objectively humans are better and cooler than oysters but when we get dirt in our skin we get a horrible pusy lump and oysters make a fucking pearl?????? we need 2 restrategise

Ice Cream Islands

I’ve been really into Kirby lately. I always loved the beach-themed levels for their vivid color palettes.

The point of Destiny isn’t its story.

The point of Destiny is climbing things to dance on top of them.

i drew these in the middle of a toby carvery restaurant. my mum said they look vaguely devil-worshippy whoops

Destiny // Level 34 Hunter