Amor Vincit Omnia

I dropped my phone in the shower and the water opened up instagram and changed my fucking PRONOUNS?????

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wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??

happy 5 years to son boy allowed

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This is one of the most adorable Pride posts I’ve ever seen

What I love about the imagery of the turtle is that it’s sending the message that they are protecting themselves by being in their shell. It’s not about deceiving straight people (like we are often told), but about the turtle’s own safety. They’ll come out when the time is right and they feel comfortable. 💕🏳️‍🌈

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

oh my god the original out in the wild

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

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does it?

does it though?

Fuck is going on here

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Son of no notes ghost post.

obsessed with how tumblr just sometimes Does This 

Chris Hemsworth was named sexiest man alive???? Ummmmm????? Sasuke Uchiha????

you fuckign weaboos i just reblogged this post and searched the name thinking this was gonna be some sexy guy and its afucking anime character? get the hell out

Are you struggling with being a writer? Well Have You Tried Poison Testing As A Hobby,

Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes

this is... not entirely false, actually 

knuckle tattoos that say AI GENERATED

Where does the eleventh letter go?

This is wrong

comedies that turn into tragedies when the fucked up stuff played for jokes suddenly gets treated with the severity and realness that it would get in real life are genuinely my weakness and hit so much harder than tragedies that start off with the sad stuff.

like not only is the audience caught in the whole "boiling the frog" thing with the comedy slowly become a tragedy but it reveals that the characters are as well; that the previous comedy was only perceived as a comedy because the characters had no clue that what they were going through was not normal and just lighthearted fun. the audience realizes it as the characters do, making them both more sympathetic and their arcs all the more tragic as you look back on what previously happened.

this is superior humor

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M O R E

I hope you enjoy

*makes a smart character* *realizes im the one who has to make them smart*

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible