💖Wonderland💖

theres something abt those cunty 90s anime men thats so alluring i think it was all the estrogen they were putting in the water

how i look with he/him in my bio

when tumblr inevitably dies we should all start blogging via carrier pigeon instead

#let him talk about his holes

just mispelled mental illness the worst anyones ever done it .

yesss precious we can reclaim, we have a menwtol smeeness

trans men are handsome and it's fine if you think we're handsome & attractive no matter what we look like. it's good to like men with breasts, men with soft features, men who are curvy, men with big hips & thighs, men with vaginas, men who don't have hairy bodies or faces. it's good to like men no matter what bodies, shapes and sizes we are. as long as you respect that man's boundaries, needs, and privacy, it's not bad to think they look good as they are.

understanding the individual's needs, not forcing compliments on them they don't want, avoiding language that makes them uncomfortable and ultimately showing the person respect in needing to be addressed and viewed certain ways are the keys to appreciating the way a trans person looks without being disrespectful. it's not inherently chaser behavior to like how trans men look. it's a good thing, it's a healing, beautiful, powerful thing. it's t4t love. it's a wonderful thing to love trans men for how we look, no matter what stage of transition we're in, if we choose to transition at all

this post is going around again and its been a few years so thought i should update with some of the new sex channels tht have been added

joe biden appoints weird bug to be in charge of the night time is one of my all time fav images ever

legitimately this will never get old to me i laugh every time i see it and i think about it several times a week

no it’s real

no wonder they have so much trouble making money from this fucking site. try to put a price tag on this ask . you can’t . could you buy a fucking angel . could you name the price of a cloud .

anon how long has it been since you last jacked off

great ! keep us updated

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

Iron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.

You're evil and you know it

good thing they're hidden from god and the devil

I don’t think humans should be living in studio apartments or little one bedroom apartments you can barely turn around in. It’s like how the minimum tank size requirement for a betta fish is technically 2.5 gallons but you’re a monster if you put them in anything less than 5 gallons. I think people deserve at least one extra room in their house.

Plants what now

okay so apparently we just discovered that plants emit clicking sounds too high pitched for us to hear, and are noisy when they're stressed but quiet when content

There needs to be more research done into this, and as of now we can't say why the sounds happen but. WHAT.

I knew they could hear noises but apparently they MAKE noises too

Cats knocking over houseplants just got a lot more vindictive

SHUT UPPPP

Unironically I think we need just a more powerful DS again. Dual screens fuck. The amount of creativity and interactivity and cool UI that went into DS games is literally unmatched and like those things were tough as fuck too. Please hear my wish. I get that the switch is technically handheld and thus portable but also no it is not that thang is so delicate and lacks the sophistication of just being able to shut it at a moments notice to pause everything without having to hit a pause menu. Does anyone hear me. Hello. Pokémon ranger.

'people can write whatever the fuck they want' and 'its good to approach writing about sensitive topics with some diligence and forethought' are statements which can and do coexist

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM?!!

Standard American responses to this post:

This never happened to me … WTF! Is this even real? This never happened to me … but yeah that checks out This never happened to me … because real kids died instead This happened to me … and it was predictably traumatizing This happened to me … and it was stupid/boring This happened to me … and it was fun (theater kid)

X

Awwwwwww

Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.

You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.

YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE??? I’M A LIL GECKO BOY

NEW TUMBLR UPDATE:

You can only like 4 posts a day and if you even think of reblogging we're going to blow your brains out

twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life