Since the original wouldn't let me reblogged it I decided to recreate it.
(This is probably how that vampire dad, Drac, from Hotel Transylvania has sex.)
Never underestimate the power of a space pirate 😏
lavender-manna
oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:
libertypical
23,000 people are reblogging a hit list
Good.
So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.
But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:
When people ask me why I no longer post on my Instagram - the last two times I've posted myself, these are the kind of replies I've gotten.
The last selfie I've posted on there is from June of 2022. I barely even take photos anymore because I don't feel good about myself, and if I do take them I just delete them.
Because I feel repulsive. Disgusting. Ugly. Fat. Horrible. Undeserving of love.
Another recentish fav: "Have you always been an elephant or?"
I have a whole folder like this. I never reply, I barely even open my messages anymore.
Like, I used to post a lot and I loved posting my makeup looks and creating new ones and showing people different things, but nowadays I don't post anything and I got so overwhelmed and felt so insecure that I also deleted many things.
It's been 10 months since I've last posted a photo of myself. I rarely open my messages anymore because I'm afraid. Sometimes I'm afraid to respond. I don't even post the dogs anymore because the last time I posted, somebody found a way to send me hate even for that.
My self image has been destroyed, basically. And IDK how to rebuild it. I stopped smiling in photos because I think it makes my nose look ugly. I stopped posting makeup looks because someone commented on my pores. I stopped posting outfits because I was body shamed. I'm not skinny. I'm flat. I am short. I gained weight. It all piles on.
I've been humbled and more than little overwhelmed by all of your kindness, grace and love on this post so I'd just like to take this moment to thank you all for always being so incredibly nice and lovely and loving to me, I love you all, you mean the world to me and I can't thank you enough, but still - thank you so much.
If I haven't replied to you yet, it's because I'm still processing the immense outpouring of love I've received from all of you. Love you so, so, so much my little muffins, thank you all. <3 <3 <3
really hot girl who insists she needs to prove to you she can recite the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny from memory. and she keeps fucking it up and starting over from the beginning
a btw creature to match with your tbh maybe!!
contrary to popular belief, btw is not a cat
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”
“What a coincidence,” the farmer said. “This is a special day for me; I am celebrating.”
“This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,” said the woman.
“What a coincidence!” said the farmer. As they clinked glasses, he added, “What are you celebrating?”
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!”
“What a coincidence!” said the man. “I’m a chicken farmer, and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.”
“That’s great!” said the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?”
“I used a different rooster,” he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, “What a coincidence!”
growing up with a psychologist for a mother was so funny because my sister and i would be like “mo-om why do we have to go to bed now” and she would respond with a long explanation of the research on the effects of sleep on the brain and body followed by another explanation on permissive vs. authoritarian vs. authoritative parenting styles, with citations
If you fold it, it's a taco
A Deal With The Devil
So lately I’ve been thinking that maybe this is how it all went down on Kris’s end!
Happy Halloween and Happy Anniversary, Deltarune!
EDIT: There’s also a short follow-up comic: Some Self Reflection
Pukicho do you have anything to say on Trans Visibility Day? *holds up comically small microphone*
Rise up, Attack. Destroy.
Lay waste to the land, also.