I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no
congrats to these people on being funnier than me on my own fucking post
I’m crying over this picture
This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.
She Freaken Forgor Me
Ok, it seems like reading Discworld by sub-series is the winner. Now, having only read Mort...
(basing the sub-series off of the Discworld website)
i live in the most haunted house in the northern hemisphere because i keep buying cursed dolls and cracking them open like pistachios to release the ghosts inside em. see i've got this business idea and it's to unethically harvest their ectoplasm and sell it in little jars like honey. unfortunately i've hit a snag, namely that ectoplasm tastes like shit and also if you ingest it you permanently lose the capacity to feel joy. so now i've got a bunch of unsatisfied customers who are literally impossible to please banging on my door at all hours. it doesn't really matter though because the ghosts are already constantly slamming all my doors and cabinets so it's just a wall of sound in here at all times anyway. i'm pretty sure i've got tinnitus now but on the upside i've got this new business idea where i repair old dolls with kintsugi and sell them at a ridiculous markup to etsy women in cuffed corduroy pants.
Help me, a new Discworld reader who's only read (and loved) Mort, decide how to proceed!
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the fucking gorilla glue logo looks like an ad for gorillas. it has nothing to do with glue
shlep is one of the best yiddish words and we don’t talk about it enough
there’s no other word that specifically means 1) i am going somewhere, 2) it is a long and not very pleasant journey and 3) i am complaining about it
good omens season 3 looks great
my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness
guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations
imagine you're in a timeloop and everything goes exactly the same every time, except for a random user that just posts completely differently each loop. sometimes they don't post at all. they never post about the timeloop, though
during one loop you message them to ask if they know what's going on and they immediately block you and go back to posting
one thing about me is i can excuse basically any crime if you serve enough cunt. murder, piracy, arson, cannibalism, theft, all of that is ok for me if you’re real sexy about it. i have a purely vibes-based morality system
I'm reading Harrow the Ninth for the first time, and every time Harrow picks up Gideon's sword she vomits. Well I tjink I have that except every time I pick up my schoolwork I cry
you know i'm thinking about this thing again and like. @the-bonfires-ember remember that phase i went through of having near-panic attacks whenever in contact with you
i do lmao it’s not the kind of thing you forget
idk man the inner workings of your brain are not for mere mortals to make assumptions of
but anyway when you get around to reading Harrow you’ll understand why this is literally the same thing
Incomprehensible reply to my stupid post, thank you very much for your contributions!
