A husband and wife unexpectedly meet in the same spot, both trying to bury a body

And that's when they know they have many things in common!! (it'd depend if they're married during the burial of the bodies or not)

(Wait- have I just come up with a little something in my head?... Maybe. Will I post it? Whenever it's done enough to feel like it's okay to post it , or at least a little teaser)

If you eat him I will kill you

hello, lovely people who may stumble upon this post today. I will introduce you: Catborgar!

(this was in my likes but I want to actually use the reblog key)

Chapters: 13/17 Update 💪💪🐻 We’re getting back into wholesome territory 

yay :'D

I almost cried when I read it, I'd have to read it again to remember my favourite parts of the chapter but trust me, there were some ✨ moments ✨ in which I screamed internally in a good way (but come on, I won't get tired of saying how much I love that Jan has Nace on his contacts with a turtle emoji 🥹)

I don't have an account yet so I can't comment on AO3, and even if I did, I guess I'd prefer to comment here.

You were just sucked up and abducted by a UFO. The alien inside addresses you, “Is this translator working? Listen. I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend for three days so my parents will get off my back about it.”

But what if I am a girl?

I’m not sure if aliens care much about human gender, and maybe “boyfriend” was the closest translation from their language to English. And if they care about human gender, then it’d be either pretending to be a boy or pretending to be the alien’s girlfriend. Anyway, that question of yours could bring an interesting discussion about aliens, alien gender and human gender

That- That is a surprisingly good explanation

why, thank you. we don't know if aliens exist at all, so giving them genders in the same way humans have is a little pointless in my point of view. who knows, maybe this post happens to arrive somewhere outside humanity, so it'd be nice that any aliens (and maybe any creature who happens to exist but humans don't believe in) told us about the way they live their gender

(I am just a bored person with a little too much imagination)

You were just sucked up and abducted by a UFO. The alien inside addresses you, “Is this translator working? Listen. I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend for three days so my parents will get off my back about it.”

But what if I am a girl?

I'm not sure if aliens care much about human gender, and maybe "boyfriend" was the closest translation from their language to English. And if they care about human gender, then it'd be either pretending to be a boy or pretending to be the alien's girlfriend. Anyway, that question of yours could bring an interesting discussion about aliens, alien gender and human gender

prompt 2369

Your character inherits something unexpected from a grandparent who has just recently died. Choose the item and write a paragraph or several about the character's reaction to the news and what they decide to do with the item. It can be a too-personal diary, a sports car, a castle in Bulgaria, whatever spurs your imagination.

Without their grandfather around, the workshop in their cottage would be isolated for a long time, if not forever. Ce explored the now abandoned studio, looking for something they could take to remind themselves of their relative. Wandering through the multiple unfinished paintings they found something nobody would expect: a rectangular piece of wood with some carvings in it. Ce would've never expected their granddad to be keen on wood carving as well. The piece was small enough to be picked with one hand, and so they did, taking the piece outside to inspect the carved wood more clearly in sunlight.

When Ce left the workshop there was no trace of sunlight although it wasn't later than 3 P.M in May; the sun should have been shining bright. However, their eyes were already used to the dark, so they didn't mind. They kept walking outside the workshop, looking for their cousin's car and, after two minutes, right next to the car, the carvings on the piece started shining in an orange light. They heard a voice in the back of their brain ordering them to turn around, but before they could do it, they heard something falling dead where something was supposed to be. Despite trying to make clear who or what had dropped thanks to the sudden lights, they couldn't see anything else than a greyish shadow and the lights disappeared as suddenly as they came.

Ce waited for their eyes to get accustomed to the darkness again, but now they could perceive something was different in the sky. They looked down at their left hand, the one still holding the wood piece. They could swear something was happening, but they knew they'd stutter more than once if they were asked what exactly.

I am torturing myself with yet another project. Jance IKEA au is real 🐻

Oof. This is when the first chapter was done. Now (when I wrote the post) it's in chapter 12 (out of seventeen I think) and let me tell you, if you want to read something, I highly recommend it

Decided to write some Lesbojere for day 2 :P Men??? I wanna see GIRLS!!

okay, I never expected this, but okay, I welcome it into my life (no hate btw, I liked it :D )

babygirl

thank you @jokeroutsubs for the interview it was so lovely <3

I wanna do this to him (obviously with consent)

I gotta say, I find it extremly funny the sheer amount of bisexuals this entire fandom has that's super obvious on all JO polls

It always fascinated me the amount of asexuals and bisexuals in the fandom

I genuinely wish I could do a study just to find out what attracted all the bis and aces in this and Käärijä fandom 😂

New sociology study about bis and aces in the JO/Käärijä fandoms

the worst thing is that I didn't know that there were more ace people who enjoyed JO :-:

but hey, I'm happy to know that there are more :D

18) Bonus poll

you want to fix them, I want to boop them. we’re not the same

the last one but "I like you" instead of idiot

I want the black paw :(

same tbh

there’s a very specific aesthetic i’m going for on this blog and it’s called cool things i like

if I ever go active here, yes

I booped my cat. He didn't boop me back 🥺

No boop back?