You are not failing society by being disabled - society is failing you by not accommodating your disability
If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction
i know this sounds like a shitpost but isn’t this like, real advice regarding tsunamis
Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost
This is actually really good advice so let me elaborate a bit: if you notice the tide is retreating very quickly at a very odd time of day, get as far away from water and as high up as you can. I live along the ocean and a long time ago we had a small tsunami and a relative of mine tells me how her father saw the tides retreating so he just picked her up and just ran, which probably saved their lives.
So yeah DONT LOOK FOR THE MISSING OCEAN just run away
ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.
vintage-soleil
Ruby Keeler & Lee Dixon dance on a giant typewriter in Ready, Willing & Able (1937)
So jaded by cgi that I didn't think this was impressive at all until I realised it was all an actual size set
It took me a solid few seconds to realize those type bars swinging back and forth at the top are actually peoples legs
like american culture has created this really awesome slurry of factors that force anyone that isnt dog brain rich to rely on a market that separates us from anything meaningful (family, nature, learning, nuance generally) in exchange for enough money to afford rent and 1 oven pizza on fridays
Yes for pizza friday!!☺️ My fav
shut your ass up pjackk you spend all your cash on old english
Cuz i know how to get rich from it.
the whole point of life is being deeply moved by art. and bread
Wizard: Take a look at this map of the world.
Fighter: You just keep one of those on you?
Wizard: Of course, in case I ever need to prove my point in an argument.
“wouldn’t it be funny if Aaravos emerges from the shell like the Birth of Venus”
not five minutes later in the credits
This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”
You just know his ass is saying roo roo
Pro Tip: Reply with “I was about to head out but what do you need?”
If you want to BE home, just say that you were about to get some groceries, but you can do that later or another day, no worries, so of course you have time.
If you DON’T want to be home, you just say that you’re super sorry but, like you said, you were about to head out to an important appointment (doctor’s appointment usually works well, and also can take quite long), so you don’t have time so sorry.
*losing a single round of rock paper scissors* fuck dude i knew i shouldve picked a different one
Who has more Schrodinger's Gender?
(aka who is simultaneously trans masc, trans fem, AND nonbinary)
PROPAGANDA
