swordstime -> casualartifice
I'm obsessed by the fact that the basket placement heavily implies that this has happened before.
What is y'all opinion on this last Jerma stream? I think it was unnecessary for him to kill those guys. At least it was a quick death compared to the rest of Jerma's victims i guess
for the entire time Baldur's Gate 3 has been out, not to mention early access, I have not seen a single correctly colored tiefling, so I suppose I have to do everything by myself around here.
me, suddenly connecting the dots on which mutuals are reblogging this:
LMAO TWITTER IS REALLY TURNING PVP IM LAUGHINGGGG
FREE FOR ALL, ITEMS ON, ANY STAGES
LOL
i see y’all with your “steven goes to work at the mystery shack” headcanons and i’ve just gotta say… he would absolutely be the sketchiest person in gravity falls
the 2nd gravity falls summer (bc you know there would be more than one) the mystery is ‘what the fuck is wrong with this traumatized pink teenager’ instead of ‘who is the author of the journals’
with such great hits as
- mabel (upon seeing steven’s gem): you’re PERMANENTLY BEDAZZLED?????
- dipper: ugh gideon’s the worst
- steven: oh yeah I hate it when your friends try to kill you, but you just gotta wait it out and be patient with them and they’ll come around to you eventually
- dipper: what. the fuck.
- the kids repainting the sign when mabel drops her paintbrush to the ground by accident, cue steven being like ‘np i’ll get it’ and walking straight off the edge of the roof
- mabel: i hate that picture of me, 4th grade’s the worst
- steven: haha yeah…grades…those exist… i definitely didn’t look exactly the same from ages 8 to 14 for complicated shapeshifting reasons
- “our grunkle stan is kind of a sketchy guy” “oh no way most of my family are war criminals”
- steven: *breaks a cup* aw shit *licks it and it seals back together*
- dipper: *furiously taking notes*
- theres no possible way that steven “haven’t you noticed I’m a star” universe doesn’t come over to mabel’s slumber parties w/ candy and grenda and casually mention his girlfriend who a. is literally a knight in shining armor, b. has taken down multiple genocidal dictators thousands of times her size, not to mention c. mastering the art of swordfighting when she was twelve and d. saving his life and the lives of all the beach city residents on a regular basis
- dipper: *trying to reach something on a high shelf*
- steven: oh here you go *shapeshifts his arm to grab it and bring it down*
- dipper: ??????thanks??
- playing w/ waddles and nonchalantly saying something about missing his own large, pink pet, a magical lion that can teleport and that he has ridden into battle multiple times
- (at suzy’s diner) steven: don’t worry, i’ll get the bill
- various pines: thanks man
- steven: it’s cool, my dad’s a millionaire
- dipper:
it’s honestly the funniest fucking thing to imagine steven outright not even PRETENDING to hide any of the unusual parts of himself, but dipper still acting as if it’s all some giant conspiracy he’s going to crack by the end of summer.
mabel: “dipper, stop being such a dummy-dumb, he literally TOLD us that he’s half gem on his mother’s side!”
dipper, chewing furiously on his pen: “yeah, but what does that MEAN???”
@novantinuum @thepringlesofblood u are visionaries
people really do equate morality to hair huh. ppl see a boy balding and say thats actually a sleazebag and creep who doesnt know personal hygiene. ppl see a man wearing a toupee or combing over his hair and make fun of him for trying to hide his true colors of being secretly an ugly balding person. ppl see a shitty person who happens to be bald or balding and say their disgusting ugly offensive hair is their divine punishment for their actions/personality. ppl see a girl whos bald, balding, or just has short hair and pity her and mourn her perceived loss of feminine beauty. ppl see a women with thin hair or receding hairline and harass her enough to make her start wearing wigs and hats or even undergo cosmetic procedures to fix herself out of fear of further harassment. can people stop being so fucking weird about the perceived morality of hair loss that literally almost everyone and their mother has. hair loss is not a bug its a goddamn feature
MY BLACK ASIAN ASS HAS BEEN TRYIN TO TELL YALL ABOUT THE BEAUTY OF SPAM EGGS AND RICE FOR DECADES ITS SO CHEAP IT COST LIKE $5 AND U CAN EAT IT FOR WEEKS. THATS LIKE 25 CENTS A MEAL 🍳 🍙
I guess I’ve been lied by Monty Python...
I don't know about where y'all live but Spam is pricey here. Like I could just buy MEAT. I feel like I'm living in the darkest timeline.
this is the most upsetting thing you could have said. i don't want to think about a world in which spam is expensive instead of being $2 a can
I been getting spam in food parcels and I am converted. It goes with everything and I dont have to worry about my ADHD making me forget to use it like the rest of the meat I get
been repeating this in my head all day
ARIEL NEEDS LEGS
I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.
I’ve never drawn a comic before!
guys this post is turning a decade in 8 days
Source: tumblr.com
