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why are sodas called soft drinks when they’re really edgy as fuck

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Azula and Zuko: *fighting*

Aang:

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong

This is the funniest fucking addition

Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed.

BRUH

:O that was amazing

I always thought they were just random sounds. That’s kind of mind-blowing.

I’m over this man for making it seem so simple lol

“And nobody can do that and that’s why I have job security.”

was the 2000s party scene real or did everyone just like to sing about them

We weren't invited :/

i was also like 8 so i guess im not mad

could not yet pop bottles in the ice like a blizzard

May I hit y'all with a hot take

Uncle iroh has Hawaiian shirt energy

Sokka also has the same energy but no sleeves

Thank you for your time

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

@theiceandbones

i hate this fucking website because every time this appears

my stupid shitfuck idiot brain immediately screams

Tumblr mobile really enhances the experience of this post

I tried pressing the reblog button on the picture

Ok thank god it wasn’t just me

uguu pardner~~

*stern voice* M E O W. *reaches to grab you ominously*

what the fuck

The frogs are gay <3

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

B E V E R A G E

when u wake up still drunk in the middle of the night and u thirsty as hell

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

A real fear of mine

the criminals in ace attorney probably wouldn’t get caught out as often if they didn’t all go ‘NYAAAAAHANGRHGNNNGHR’ whenever they got caught out lying

i just wanna give a special shoutout to pineapples for being literally one of the best fruits in the world they’re sweet and juicy and everything a fruit should be

And they dissolve your flesh if you have it on your skin for too long!

love that!