scorpio aesthetic

Every time I close my eyes it’s like a dark paradise. no one compares to you, I’m scared that you won’t be waiting on the other side  // dark paradise, lana del rey //

— I always say to myself. (via amargedom)

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

masterlist

All concepts (blurbs written with you guys) can be found under the tags: 5sos concepts / lu concepts / cal concepts / mike concepts / ash concepts

All asks and blurbs regarding my Luke and Rory series that aren’t included here can be found under the tag: lu n Rory

All writing pieces can be found under the tags: 5sos blurbs / Luke blurbs / calum blurbs / Michael blurbs / Ashton blurbs

My wattpad account can be found here

Personal favourites are marked with a *

Luke Hemmings

One shots

Daughter - song fic

We’ll be fine

Swimming *

Paris *

Fading (link will take you to wattpad) *

Mini fics

Without you - 1 - 2 - 3

Lu n Rory series * (these are posted in order of when they were posted, however, the one shots are not in chronological order in regards to the events that happens in the story. They are all over the place, and I apologize but oh well) 

Lost

I’ll never leave

Lollipop 

Nightmare

Changes

Pretty in pink

Gone

Napping

Chapter fics

Queen Uncrowned * - ch. 1 - ch. 2 - 

Calum Hood

One shots

Before - song fic *

Top of the head kisses

Close as strangers - song fic

Distant

Eight months

Tummy time

And then she was gone

I’ll always protect you

Mini fics

Malibu nights * - 1 - 2

Michael Clifford

One shots

Ghost of you *

Lullabies

Ashton Irwin

One shots

Spongebob

Mood swings

Mini fics

Pain - 1 - 2 - 3 

pretends they’re sensitive when in fact they are rough: CANCER, Taurus, GEMINI, SCORPIO, LIBRA

they pretend they’re rough when in fact they are sensitive: PISCES, Virgo, LEO, Sagittarius, CAPRICORN, Aquarius, ARIES

You should be studying

Concept

Jack cockblocking Dean and Cas to keep Cas safe from the Empty

Dean and Cas: *lean in for a kiss*

Jack: *pops up between them so they kiss his cheeks* NO

Dean: So Cas ;) You wanna…. 

Cas: Oh, definitely ;) 

Jack, popping up out of nowhere: Hey guys I just found a movie we all should watch together :)

cas: dean, i always meant to tell you, properly, and not dying on a couch, but i lo– 

jack: love ice cream! i mean who doesn’t?? let’s go get some

dean: oh i’ll get some alri–

jack: NOT YOU

Dean: Hey, how about you and me go for a ride in Baby? Just the two of us?

Cas: That sounds-

Jack: absolutely wonderful, let me go get my coat Dean-dad :D

sam, so tired of their shit: hey cas, i think Dean is in the garage washing baby in those tiny shorts–

jack: HEY CAS I THINK I WANT TO TRY COCAINE LETS TALK ABOUT THAT

Dean, out of ideas: I want to sleep with you, Cas.

Jack: A SURPRISE SLUMBER PARTY FOR MY BIRTHDAY YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE

Dean, growing frustrated: Fuck me, Cas.

Jack, sliding across the room with a mouth full of cereal: MOOD *finger guns*

Dean: *gets down on one knee*

Jack, sending the impala through the nearest brick wall: ohno

Dean: dammit I LOVE you, Cas!!

Jack, who has just snuck airpods into Cas’ ears: oh Chuck he can’t hear you oh fuck oh my Grandpa

Dean: Cas, I’ve set up a romantic dinner for us in the kitchen

Jack, mouth full: Thanks for the food

Sam, also mouth full: Yeah thanks

Dean: Cas, I think we need to talk about our feelings–

Jack, pulling up a chair: What a swell idea that is I’ll start

Dean: Cas, let’s go to this RATED R movie so Jack can’t follow us

Jack, already stacked in a trenchcoat with Claire: Yes hello I’d like to purchase a ticket

Dean: Cas, will you go on a date with me

Jack, showing up out of nowhere: Did somebody say date because we should set a date for family bonding time am I right

Concept

Jack cockblocking Dean and Cas to keep Cas safe from the Empty

Dean and Cas: *lean in for a kiss*

Jack: *pops up between them so they kiss his cheeks* NO

Dean: So Cas ;) You wanna…. 

Cas: Oh, definitely ;) 

Jack, popping up out of nowhere: Hey guys I just found a movie we all should watch together :)

cas: dean, i always meant to tell you, properly, and not dying on a couch, but i lo– 

jack: love ice cream! i mean who doesn’t?? let’s go get some

dean: oh i’ll get some alri–

jack: NOT YOU

Dean: Hey, how about you and me go for a ride in Baby? Just the two of us?

Cas: That sounds-

Jack: absolutely wonderful, let me go get my coat Dean-dad :D

sam, so tired of their shit: hey cas, i think Dean is in the garage washing baby in those tiny shorts–

jack: HEY CAS I THINK I WANT TO TRY COCAINE LETS TALK ABOUT THAT

Dean, out of ideas: I want to sleep with you, Cas.

Jack: A SURPRISE SLUMBER PARTY FOR MY BIRTHDAY YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE

Dean, growing frustrated: Fuck me, Cas.

Jack, sliding across the room with a mouth full of cereal: MOOD *finger guns*

Dean: *gets down on one knee*

Jack, sending the impala through the nearest brick wall: ohno

Dean: dammit I LOVE you, Cas!!

Jack, who has just snuck airpods into Cas’ ears: oh Chuck he can’t hear you oh fuck oh my Grandpa

Dean: Cas, I’ve set up a romantic dinner for us in the kitchen

Jack, mouth full: Thanks for the food

Sam, also mouth full: Yeah thanks

Dean: Cas, I think we need to talk about our feelings–

Jack, pulling up a chair: What a swell idea that is I’ll start

Dean: Cas, let’s go to this RATED R movie so Jack can’t follow us

Jack, already stacked in a trenchcoat with Claire: Yes hello I’d like to purchase a ticket

Wow… I love when GIF people cut scenes together and I see things from a different POV or connect dots I didn’t connect before. :)

If Gabriel had been in law school with Sam

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how to track anonymous asks.

sshubashushu:

STEP TWO: Right click the word block.

STEP THREE: Click “View Selection Source”

STEP FOUR: Something like this should pop up:

Highlight the “IP” (the blacked out part). STEP FIVE: Copy the IP address and paste it to this website: http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip-lookup

Paste the IP address into there, press enter or “Lookup IP Address” and all the information should come up. 

If any of you are getting anon hate and you wanna be that extra mile of petty, here you go. Choose your weapon bb. 😘❤️

Bitches you are dead now ahah

Another Fun Fact: if someone’s harassing you online and telling you to kill yourself, that’s equal to jail time! :D

All you gotta do is find em and tell your local police! ❤️

@vintageartist @ask-theshy-angelbunny

@jazzym768

For thems going through bad times with anon hate

Here u go boo-boos <33

i know a few peeps who could use this im share it haiku robot please

i know a few peeps who could use this im share it haiku robot please

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

@coupdefoudreylo this is what I was looking for!

anonymous dicks from now on

For those who have issues with hate anonymous, here you go ~<3

This is awesome

J2M EW Photoshoot [x]

#bitch please

#dean’s like #’cas you always come when i call and i know this to be fact because i groaned out your name last night and you definitely came’

The tags I AM CRYING OH MY GOD

@ 5sos it’s never to late to put out disconnected as a single just saying 

— Charles Bukowski (via amortizing)

— lady antebellum (via amortizing)

Today I sat in my bathroom watching old twit cams and painting my nails. I have no life 😂😂😂