its just that cool

She thinks she’s looking through a window so she keeps going to look for the dinosaurs in the backyard 

that’s a brave ass dog, if i saw that and thought it was a window i would the fuck NOT run out into the yard

I HAVE A THEORY

Dogs did not used to do that. I've watched plenty of dinosaur media on my big-ass TVs as soon as the technology allowed that and none of my dogs reacted to the on-screen dinosaurs. Ever.

But then we got blu-ray and 4K and really REALLY big cheap good TVs with decent resolution.

..I think dog vision (while color blind) needs better resolution than 480p Jurassic Park DVD before they bought into the illusion.

Our TVs are now dog compatible.

Why bother having tenants if I cannot make money. Get the fuck out then. I’ll just as soon tear it down and make it a parking lot then.

"I bought this house that I don't need so that anyone who lives in it must generate profit for me. And if owning this house stops being profitable for me, I will destroy it."

It seems like you're literally admitting that landlords are evil.

You would think that, but DeSantis was a lawyer himself. He’s just a fucking idiot. He knew full well what Disney was capable of, but he thought he could beat them by being the Resident Dictator of Florida

YUP

being in your 20s is like im 17 and i don't know who i am. im 55 curled up with a book. im ancient. i've been here forever. i never left. i'm 5 years old and i'm lost at the supermarket

Spare freestanding fireplace grate is really an ideal kitten gate, because I can stand inside it and open the door with the grate as a barrier behind me.

The old babies never figured out that they could easily climb this, and new babies are similarly stymied.

need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"

your brain is unfathomably colossal

LSSC | 2016.01.05

this is the last louis wain picture i’m going to force you all to look at but look at this very gay late 1800′s cat

[Art of a tabby cat, with it’s head tilted and wearing a monocle. The image is captioned “Very gay”.]

Contender for Live Slug Reaction

Giving nurses tiktok was a mistake

"our days are so tough" okay tell me how come ur posts aren't like "my labour is super exploited" how come all of em are like "this guy has a weird penis lol"? We have channels to talk about what our work is like and how were treated. Making memes like "when ur pt rings the bell too much" or "remember I get to choose the needle gauge" doesn't actually address any of it it's just an abuse of ur inherent power over patients.

Every single nurse called out for being a cunt online flies immediately towards guilt tripping ppl into feeling bad for em but it's a fundamental misunderstanding of how health care power structures work to act like mistreatment from patients is because we are below them in that heirarchy. We are in a position of power over them by virtue of our knowledge and involvement in their care. The fact that clients can be as shitty as they want to u is because ur employers don't protect u. It's cuz ur work is devalued and incompatible with capitalism. It's cuz you're guilt tripped out of demanding any sort of basic workers rights. None of that is the fault of patients and none of it can be solved by sharing personal embarassing health details abt them on tiktok.

u don’t touch this bitch for one (1) day and the spiders start living lavish

Source

Had to include this tags cause i also catched people not getting the issues and this person explained it best

I don't really know how to explain this and it's not important anyway because it's not relevant to anything at all, but if Ted Lasso had a little brother, the only person I could see playing him is Brennan Lee Mulligan.

Like a completely different energy to Ted. A lot more academic and intense and DTF(ight), but undeniably positive and kind too. It would just WORK okay. Trust me.

Ted's baby brother, about a decade younger than him, bane of his life, he loves him so much:

It's been an adventure of a night.

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it's weird to see

how do you mean

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

Cat sees long time human friend after a long time

(via)

This horse is a great reminder that our generation did not invent shitposting, it merely adapted it to another form

Black women are so big brained are you serious

Holy Shit

I know it's visible on the screen but if you cannot see her name that is Adanna Madueke. She's a natural hair influencer.

Even if you don't have curly, coily, or kinky hair I highly recommend watching these influencers. Not only are a lot of them innovative, like this woman, but you will learn a lot more about how Black hair works. There is not nearly enough education about how our hair works, and most people without this kind of hair are clueless.

I suggest adanna, Naptural85, Kimberly Cherell , NaturalReign , StarPuppy, Chev B, MsNaturallyMary, Loveth Speaks , EvaniwithaV ,Eugenia Kelcy, TheChicNatural, WillonaWhim , GreenBeauty, Curly Chemistry, VivHairTherapy and Bianca Renee Today. These are people of different genders, hair types, and methods. Protective styles or wash and go people. People doing g it cor fun and actual chemists. Because there is no one size fits all. There are also thousands more, but these were the first people I thought of. Take this as your chance to learn something new

Yeah !!!!! Firefox truly is the superior browser

much to Yahoo's chagrin, Firefox is actually the new pdf

this is a big deal since adobe recently locked editing PDFs behind a paywall :’)