Bff’s from the beginning.

that baby is making biscuits on that cat. what a role reversal.

Omg!!!!

#it’s extra good because kneading is something that kittens do to their moms!! #so #baby is like: ah yes soft cat shall pet #and cat is like: ah yes human kitten is just doing What Kittens Do :) #amazing #10/10 i love it

whoever invented chess wasn’t fucking around when they made knights. everything moves in straight lines different ways. simple enough. now there’s a horse that jumps over people in an L shape. thrill ride for the 16th century gamer

Just this once, let me be strong. Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 3.10 “Amends”

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

This shit happens in my neighborhood everyday and I’m tired of it

i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me

when i was a baby i thought big words and oxford commas and kcup coffee machines make u smart. you know what makes you smart? loving ur friends.

god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take

Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

Reblog for Freddie Mercury level belief in yourself this new year! 

I’ll fucking do it, darling

Take this energy into 2020, y’all, and just fucking do it darlings 💋

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

F•R•I•E•N•D•S, The One with All the Resolutions (S05E11)

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

ranibow sprimkle……..

kepchup.

SPINCH

B A N C H

chichen nuggest

b R o G L e

strawbebbies..

this post almost moved me to tears

*gains exp from not having a panic attack in home depot*

*loses a little health because i made eye contact with a garden gnome*

If I ever doubt myself I just ask “WWDDOOTDDD?” (What Would Doug Dimmadome Owner Of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome Do?)