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Castellan Kurze

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Rocket squid

sitting on my couch watching tv when i hear some kind of commotion outside and finding a dozen winged hussars running around my backyard and ruining the lawn i've been working on all spring

ran out onto the deck to shoo them away and they scattered and one ran through my brand new fence. getting real sick of this shit

I've been leaving kibble out for the Kossacks that live in my back yard. They're experts at taking down wild cavalry units but now they've gotten used to wet food.

ishgard is my favorite country in ffxiv

they get into a war against dragons

and do they look at dragons

big aliens that can fly and breathe fire and go “hmmm we should utilize a ranged class to bring them down”?

no

NO

they decided a peep with a spear jumping around and riding the dragon like it’s a friday night rodeo is the way to go

and THEN

when a guy invents an actual gun to fight dragons with

ishgardians are like “what? fighting dragons with a ranged weapon? that’s stupid. and not traditional. hell no. you’re an idiot. dumbass”

Stephanivian de Haillenarte: I call it a gun. Tedalgrinche de Dzemael: A ‘gun?!’  We can’t let the peseantry know about these!