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Castellan Kurze

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Rocket squid

ishgard is my favorite country in ffxiv

they get into a war against dragons

and do they look at dragons

big aliens that can fly and breathe fire and go “hmmm we should utilize a ranged class to bring them down”?

no

NO

they decided a peep with a spear jumping around and riding the dragon like it’s a friday night rodeo is the way to go

and THEN

when a guy invents an actual gun to fight dragons with

ishgardians are like “what? fighting dragons with a ranged weapon? that’s stupid. and not traditional. hell no. you’re an idiot. dumbass”

Stephanivian de Haillenarte: I call it a gun. Tedalgrinche de Dzemael: A ‘gun?!’  We can’t let the peseantry know about these!