Every month is knife month if you’re not a lil bitch

Is it ever too late for a Biden/Obama meme.

Bringing back solid ObamaBiden memes

For those wondering this is 100% real and I’m furious about how funny it is

Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.

The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now

@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic

From “… nothing matters…” to “NOTHING MATTERS! :D”

fire nation characters as the most dramatic thing they’ve ever done:

Philosophers:

when u have so many things u want to draw that it becomes overwhelming so u just do nothing

Ok so last week I was hanging out with a friend and he told me that, when he was a child, he used to have a vhs tape with some random tv shows on it. And he says, “you know that sheep gif? that show was on the vhs, but I can’t remember how it was called, and google isn’t helping.” so we spent the weekend trying to find it, and we did! anyways the video was made by a cult

This post sent me down an insane rabbit hole last night, the cult that made this has a thing for fantasizing about having sex with Jesus:

Cool tips for hot sex!

I have never encountered a post that legit made me feel like I’ve been punched in the chest before.

This started as a relatable artist meme but quickly turned into a horny cultist-driven train wreck

Oh hey, look, it’s the cult that brainwashed the guitarist from Fleetwood Mac

This is also the same cult that Rose McGowan and Joaquin and River Phoenix grew up in

this post just gets worse every time i see it.

I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!

Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.

At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.

We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”

THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.

mary shelley: pours her heart and soul into the creature's ability to eloquently express his deepest and most painful feelings to frankenstein through literal pages and pages of speech

modern media: makes the creature unable to utter anything but grunts and scary sounds

Actually im pretty sure he only knew french so thats true to the source material

untitled moodboard..........

Disasters, but make it hilarious.

Which one would break Tumblr faster?

1. Destiel becoming canon

2. Sherlock Series 3

3. Doctor Who 50th Anniversary bringing back Rose and Tentoo or just in general

4. Johnlock becoming canon

5. New Harry Potter book

Many years later and the answer is apparently that the babadook is gay

AM I THE ORACLE CASSANDRA CURSED WITH THE GIFT OF PROPHECY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS POST IS FROM 2012 AND THERES ONLY ONE LEFT

I'm sorry to all the rural people whose internet runs in 2009 rates

I'm not rural, I just live in Australia

Summary of the last 12 hours for the poor/blessed souls who slept through everything:

The state flipping news being in the middle of this list is the peak of comedy.

I apologize in advance because I’ve had this gif saved for so long, I can’t even remember who originally made it but this manip is literally canon now 

destiel canon, seperate scenes, trump supreme court voting schemes, georgia split, nevada counting, putin stepping down demonstrations at the mall, wagongate and questioned calls, one hundred seventeen thousand cases in a day we didn’t start the fire

#I’M SORRY

i think the person writing these headlines deserves a raise