Some Dumb Water Dog

New Cryptid unlocked

give it up for one final fingers in his ass sunday 😭👉🏼👌🏼💦

me as komaeda, @magnoliajades as sans, and idk who tumblr is but they were amazing !

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

this changed me as a person

I’m in tears!

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

my soul: saved 

One of my favourites

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.

“What’s your name?” “I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

@phallicasfuck

(via Man Discovers A Family Of Mice Living In His Garden, Builds Them A Miniature Village | Bored Panda)

OMG:

good morninge immediotely

or else

or else what, cat?

Dude, sick reference to Snoop Dogg smoking weed. I can’t believe you’re so clever. You were clever enough to bring up Sm – Snoop smoking weed on your stream, because you KNEW that Snoap Dogg smoke weed, and Smoke Dogg, he is s҉m҉d҉snoop. And you KNEW that if you brought up the Smook Dogg smokin 𝚍veed, that you – people would know that! And they would 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕡!

hating my body hour

https://www.demirramon.com/en/generators/undertale_text_box_generator

Hearing NPR describe Korean reunification as “like teaching magical people to live with muggles” just took 10 years off my life

I just heard them describe all these open investigations into the Trump administration as “closing in around him like a Fortnite storm” aldjfklslsnfmsnfnsm

TIL that you can put peanuts in water and get peanjt watwr amd the..qhrnuou drinkg iut yoh tuen otut fo hevab dde alenarh fjgn hou jusyr corubsdoohd

Highschooler embarrasses herself in front of cute girl (not clickbait)

Bubungus

Bubungus

bubungus

bubungus

a very nice fungus

touch a stun spore

and make u feel numbness

bubungus

bubungus

a little mush room?

he is small

bdut will be your doom……

bubungus

bungus

a very nice fungus :•)

look at this stock photo

there is so much energy in this image

He’s got his toast in the napkin holder :/

the second coming

Carl Bloch -  In a Roman Osteria, 1866 (detail), oil on canvas

I LOVE the whole painting here it is:

Ted Noten SuperBitch Bag, 2000 (Gun Casted in Acrylic, Snake-Skin Handle)

I know it’s the year it was made and not part of the title but i want it to be “SuperBitch Bag 2000”