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throne of glass hogwarts au headcanons:

  • aelin was a hatstall. the sorting hat nearly spent five full minutes debating between slytherin and gryffindor.
  • they settled on gryffindor in the end because aelin’s cousin was there and she wanted to spend time with him
  • lysandra and manon were immediate friends because of their shared ‘scariest girls in slytherin’ status
  • chaol and aedion had this weird rivalry which sucked cause they were both on the same quidditch team and aelin was tired of covering their asses if they got into an argument mid game
  • aelin and chaol are chasers, aedion’s a beater, and nesryn is a seeker for the gryffindor team
  • dorian and sorcha are like the ravenclaw it couple
  • nehemia is basically cedric diggory. everyone loves her. she leads the hufflepuff quidditch team. she dies tragically in aelin’s arms
  • when aelin turns sixteen she blackmail’s slytherin rowan into inking a small ‘incendio’ on her collarbone 
  • lysandra and aelin met for the first time at two a.m. because they both went down to the kitchens for chocolate 
  • rowan’s a keeper (ha ha). the first gryffindor/slytherin game aelin plays in, she borrow’s aedion’s bat and whacks rowan upside the head with it cause he keeps blocking her shots
  • (three years later during the first gryffindor/slytherin match of the year aelin swoops forward, kisses rowan on the cheek, and shocks him so much she scores like three goals off him) 
  • lysandra gets Head Girl and she cries for three days cause she never thought the faculty believed in her and that she, of all people, could do something worthwhile with her life. no matter what her reputation was.
  • manon and elide are basically slytherin girlfriends 
  • manon gathers up the best and brightest from each of the houses and forms a girl group. they call themselves the thirteen. aelin’s an honorary member cause in fifth year she dueled manon to a standstill and like, respect
  • asterin is in hufflepuff and manon made fun of her for it for years
  • dorian led the ravenclaw team to like three losses in a row and aelin felt so bad for him she bought him a month’s worth of butterbeer
  • rowan is the only animagus in squad, but aelin is probably the best with actual animals 
  • aelin broke her arm in the third year and aedion carried her books for three months, glaring and anyone who even dared to laugh and the sight of a massive fifth year quietly trailing this three foot tall thirteen year old 

i love this forever

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If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later 

same with Aladdin and jasmine!

And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married. 

Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom

Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).

Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her. 

I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.

When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.

Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season. And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.

I love this fandom

🙌👏

So really, Anna is the only princess who tries to marry a prince right away

I am so proud of everyone who commented on this

This post is priceless. Way to go, Disnerds!

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jennytrout

And wait, WTF. Why are the princesses the targets of derision here? Prince Phillip was ready to marry Aurora after just running into her in the forest. And then he risked his life and fought a dragon. He didn’t even know her real name, he thought she was some random peasant from the woods and he was ready to walk away from his kingdom. Why isn’t he on trial here?

Prince Charming, same thing. He’d met Snow White before, but he didn’t know she was the maiden he was looking for. He literally heard about some dead girl in the woods and was like, “I must have her for my bride.” We’re going to blame that on Snow White? She was unconscious. And aside from singing one song about him, she was kind of wrapped up in her own thing with her dwarf friends.

Jasmine didn’t even want to get married at all for like 90% of the movie. Aladdin pursued her, going so far as to completely overhaul his image to impress her.

Cinderella didn’t ever say she wanted to get married, either. Her Prince dancd with her once, then tracked her down by her shoe size. Again, he was the one who wanted to get married. She kind of just went back to her regular life with a bittersweet memory.

WTF is up with blaming princesses for the princes’ bad judgment?

^^^^^

This post is amazing

you know damn well why it’s the princesses who are under fire

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I was not a pet, not a doll, not a animal. I was a survivor, and I was strong. I would not be weak, or helpless again. I would not, I could not be broken. Tamed.

A court of mist and fury by Sarah j. Mass

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Molly and Arthur Weasley raised seven kids on one government salary.

Molly and Arthur Weasley raised those seven children to be courageous and loyal and kind.

Molly and Arthur Weasley were purebloods who made it a point to be known as “the biggest blood traitors there are”.

Molly and Arthur Weasley raised Fred and George during their accidental magic stages without letting the house burn down.

Molly and Arthur Weasley treated Harry as their own child, not because of his fame, but because he was Ron’s friend and he was in desperate need of a family.

Molly and Arthur Weasley made sure that everyone who entered their home felt loved and cared for and well fed.

Molly and Arthur Weasley won money and spent it on a family trip to see their son and help their daughter out of the depression she was sinking into.

Molly and Arthur Weasley sent Easter eggs and Christmas sweaters and fudge to their children while making sure to include enough for friends.

Molly and Arthur Weasley went out of their way to secure two tickets to the Quidditch World Cup on top of the eight for their own family, just to ensure that Hermione and Harry were included.

Molly and Arthur Weasley warned Harry about Sirius Black and tried to keep him with them after Voldemort’s return and tried to shield him from Order business because they remembered how young he was, how utterly unfair it was for the world to expect so much from him.

Molly and Arthur Weasley are so damn important.

Arthur Weasley was supposed to die and JK Rowling couldn’t bring herself to kill him because he was the only living example in the entire series of a good father.

Molly Weasley made Harry eat third helpings of every meal, despite how difficult it may have been for their family just to put food on the table, because she knew that his guardians often deprived him of meals as punishment.

Molly and Arthur Weasley ARE DAMN IMPORTANT.

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Sam talking with Nehemia in the after life:

Sam: *laughing*
Sam: I always knew!
Sam: Celaena couldn't be nothing more than a queen.
Sam: Celaena no. Aelin.
Sam: She will be the most beautiful, powerful and friendly queen of all time.
Nehemia: *smiling*
Nehemia: I'm pretty sure she will be, Sam Cortland.
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The Mate Males Group Chat

(Because of course they do)
Lucien: Help, Elain keeps making me flower crowns and I don't know where to put them all.
Cassian: Help, Nesta keeps sending me scrolls that say "open this in private ;)" but they're just pictures of broken cucumbers
Azriel: Help, Mor and I are playing strip poker and she keeps cheating and I'm cold
Rhysand: Help, Feyre is making terrible puns and I can't stop laughing at all of them
Amren: how did I get added to this
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ACOTAR Highschool AU

Rhysand: Captain of the football team, Feyre’s boyfriend, and a highkey feminist. Chill dude, comes off as kinda scary and intimidating, but is really nice when you get to know him. Fuck with his squad tho and you’ll probably end up in a ditch with several broken bones.

Feyre: President of the Archery Club. Is 100% an art person. She’s that girl that’s popular because she’s genuinely nice to people, and she makes Rhys seem less intimidating. Little do people know that she’s the one who fucks people up when they mess with her squad.

Mor: Super bubbly cheerleader, is best bros with Feyre, and loves going shopping with her. Her family tried to get her into an arranged marriage but she managed to escape it. She has a thing for Azriel but knows that he isn’t ready yet so she doesn’t say anything about it.

Cassian: President of the Boxing Club, was adopted by Rhys’s mum, is 100% a ladies man, but since she transferred over he’s had eyes for Nesta. Very chill guy, can probably be seen at lots of parties, can come off as a bit of a DudeBro but if he hears anything discriminatory he will probably punch that person’s teeth in.

Azriel: is on Rhys’s football team, is that quiet kinda sullen kid, only opens up around his squad (especially Mor). Everyone knows he’s got a thing for Mor but doesn’t want to confront him about it. Is a very withdrawn guy but can be seen at clubs or parties with Mor and Cassian. Is the Mom Friend who picks them off the floor and takes them home when they’re too drunk to stand.

Amen: hardcore sports fan, can probably be spotted local sports games or with her squad, is good friends with Nesta. She seems to know a lot about everything, no one knows how, no one really WANTS to know how. People lowkey think that her dad’s involved with the local gang. They’re wrong, she’s actually the head of the gang, not her dad. She looks like she could kill people, probably has as well. Is super dedicated to her squad so don’t fuck with them unless you have a death wish.

Nesta: is actually a giant Nerd, President of the Maths club, loves her sister Elain to death. Spends a lot of her time either with Elain or Amren. If she’s not with them she’s probably arguing (or making out) with Cassian. She lowkey likes him but doesn’t trust anyone apart from Elain, especially not males, so it’s hard for her to warm up to him (he doesn’t mind all that much, he enjoys their banter). If you don’t think she’d kill for Elain, you’re terribly mistaken, do NOT fuck with Elain.

Elain: very Smol, likes gardening so much that she started a gardening group, is kinda drawn to Lucien but is weary of him cause he’s friends with Feyre’s ex. She’s probably the nicest girl in school, and everyone loves her for it. Some people might think that Nesta is overprotective of her, but she doesn’t mind because she knows that Nesta will always give her a choice.

Lucien: has a crush on Elain, is on the track team, is friends with Tamlin because he feels obligated. After being taken from his abusive household, Tamlin’s family took him in which is why he took Tamlin’s side instead of Feyre’s when she broke up with him. Lucien regrets that decision.

Tamlin: is that typical Rich Kid who’s used to getting what he wants, is incapable of thinking about anyone but himself. Refuses to let Feyre go even after she explains how their relationship had become abusive. Is just trash in general.

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Me: *staring into space with a book in my lap, closed*
Dad: finish your book?
Me: *with that faraway look* yep.
Dad: *gets up*
Dad: *goes into kitchen*
Dad: *throws chocolate bar in my lap* God knows what you'll be like when that Throne of Glass series ends.
Me: *slow turn* WE DO NOT SPEAK OF IT! *grabs chocolate and runs off*
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my brain @ me: maybe the reason you constantly distract yourself with the internet and watching tv shows is because youre too scared to take time to focus on your own life and thinking about life and death scares the shit out of you so you project all your feelings onto fictional characters and live vicariously through them as a coping mechanism
me:
me:
me: nah
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That was when they noticed that every musician on the stage was wearing mourning black. That was when they shut up. And when the conductor raised his arms, it was not a symphony that filled the cavernous space. It was the Song of Eyllwe. Then Song of Fenharrow. And Melisande. And Terrasen. Each nation that had people in those labour camps. And finally, not for pomp or triumph, but to mourn what they had become, they played the Song of Adarlan. When the final note finished, the conductor turned to the crowd, the musicians standing with him. As one, they looked to the boxes, to all those jewels bought with the blood of a continent. And without a word, without a bow or another gesture, they walked off the stage. The next morning, by royal decree, the theatre was shut down. No one saw those musicians or their conductor again.

Sarah J. Maas, Heir of Fire (via throneofglassquotes)

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Rowan, Aedion, Dorian, Chaol: *couldn't find Aelin*
Rowan, Aedion, Dorian, Chaol: *all take a deep breath and yell*
Rowan: IM MORE GORGEOUS THAN Aelin Ashryver Galathynius!!!
Aedion: I WILL BURN ALL THE BOOKS IN HER ROOM
Chaol: I WILL EAT ALL OF THE CHOCOLATE CAKES!
Dorian: IM GONNA KEEP FLEETFOOT
Aelin: *appears out of nowhere and growls and slap all four men across the face at the same time and takes all of the books Aedion is holding, the chocolate cake Chaol is holding, take Fleetfoot out of Dorian's hands and stomps Rowan's foot and walks away*
Nox: *from the trees* I FOUND HER!
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mcgonagall: do you think we should start requiring permission slips for quidditch? i mean, potter literally lost all the bones in his arm last year
dumbledore: nah
mcgonagall: also, maybe we should let parents know if we're gonna send students into the forest for detentions? remember when we sent potter in there and you-know-who tried to kill him?
dumbledore: nah
mcgonagall: well, maybe we should get permission from parents for extracurricular activities. dueling club last year resulted in potter being outed as a parsletongue, and everyone thought he was the heir of slytherin for most of the year
dumbledore: nah
mcgonagall: alright, well, potter wants to know if he can go to hogsmeade. the abusive muggles you saddled him with wouldn't sign his form
dumbledore: you wanT HIM TO GO TO HOGSEMEADE WITHOUT A PERMISSION FORM??? DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS??? HE MIGHT GET CAVITIES FROM ALL THE CANDY HE MIGHT BUY. I WON'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR A LAWSUIT, MINERVA
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There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met, and 195 countries I have not visited. Yet I am stuck in this insignificant town, Being pressured into making decisions about my future, When I barely even know who I am.