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Cashmonei

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[] Cinnibar/Cinni [] he/they [] Trans [] God wants me dead for several reasons [] A Minor [] current hyperfix is slime rancher :3[] I prefer to talk in the tags cause of Anxiety ^^ [] DNI if you ship DSMP characters and don't tag it properly, a terf/radfem, map/nomap or proship literally I don't want you guys on my blog. if I accidentally rb someone on my dni please lmk []

I tag discourse w #corbin dont look so if u wanna avoid that then blacklist that tag lol

Okay, but I would pay extra for this driveway.

Um, can I please get every neighborhood kid and animal to come walk across my driveway? Can I get a cat to just run around on there? This flock of ducks did such an amazing job!

I was 18 months old when my parents built their house. After pouring the concrete slab for the foundation, my father, world’s most sentimental man, carried me down into the hole so he could preserve a single imprint of my little baby foot in the house he was building for me to grow up in.

Naturally, I wriggled loose, so what is actually preserved for posterity in my parents’ basement floor is my mad dash through this glorious new mud pit, followed by my father’s footprints in hot pursuit, a visible scuffle where the fugitive was captured, and then my father’s prints returning to the ladder.

I hope some future archeologist finds your parent’s basement floor because they’re going to lie down on the ground and cry about it.

nothing will make you think "i have got to get weirder" more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you're like a normie to them

"sicko feedback loop" is a warrior's bond stronger and more meaningful than marriage

I find it funny when fans lump the cats and rat into a poly relationship because I see Jack's liberation from the shadow realm going a very different direction

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

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This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here