I tag discourse w #corbin dont look so if u wanna avoid that then blacklist that tag lol
STUPID HIGHLY SPECIFIC GRIPE
(and of course the only time this ISNT an issue is on MOBILE)
Beedrill with a football helmet.
Okay, but I would pay extra for this driveway.
Um, can I please get every neighborhood kid and animal to come walk across my driveway? Can I get a cat to just run around on there? This flock of ducks did such an amazing job!
I was 18 months old when my parents built their house. After pouring the concrete slab for the foundation, my father, world’s most sentimental man, carried me down into the hole so he could preserve a single imprint of my little baby foot in the house he was building for me to grow up in.
Naturally, I wriggled loose, so what is actually preserved for posterity in my parents’ basement floor is my mad dash through this glorious new mud pit, followed by my father’s footprints in hot pursuit, a visible scuffle where the fugitive was captured, and then my father’s prints returning to the ladder.
I hope some future archeologist finds your parent’s basement floor because they’re going to lie down on the ground and cry about it.
Always hearing about faster and smarter "Devices" but when was the last time we got a new Contraption?
Don't even get me STARTED on Doohickeys
nothing will make you think "i have got to get weirder" more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you're like a normie to them
"sicko feedback loop" is a warrior's bond stronger and more meaningful than marriage
I find it funny when fans lump the cats and rat into a poly relationship because I see Jack's liberation from the shadow realm going a very different direction
this is really how i feel sometimes
Fic in my case, but yeah
collection of posts that have made me yell YOU NEED TO PLAY RAIN WORLD out loud
clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism
This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.
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