“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

Please don’t hesitate

It’s fine people

Lol I sure do need it

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

it came true last time…so why not

<3

hoping and praying…

Why not.

lets see.

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

Why not lol

Let’s see if it works 🥀➰

I doubt it will work but anyhow

I will always reblog this as long as I have hope

📚 🍵

Here’s hoping…

Praying for this to work💫

･ﾟ✧

One of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a brick

Suck my dick . Suck my dick . Suck my dick 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

“Aye treetop!” 😂

“On my dead egg Imma beak you in ya fucking eye” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Getting my money

friendly reminder <3

MY AESTHETIC <3

GOOD POST

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD DATE A TRANSGENDER.

Why did he just snap like this. His vocals 😭😂

ID BUY AN ALBUM BY STEVE😂😍❤️

Omg its back!

Yes!!!!!!! This my favorite episode

I want someone to choreograph a praise dance to this.

🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

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Wow😍

I WANTTTTTT!!!

Want a video in your inbox?! ;)

If you’d like a short video of me doing what I do best in your inbox reblog this. Since tumblr won’t let me post videos I’ll do individual videos. (: Makes for some happy followers!

After the fun this morning. Do you want the video?

Trevor Noah: Lost in Translation

Black Men That Genuinely Love Black women in their entirety gotta start coming out like...

OHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

While the self hating, disrespectful ass black men stand by hating like

but our black mothers are proud of us like

and the black women that’s been loving us are still with us like

and then we raise the young black boys to love black women too and talk to them like

“STAND UP!”

😂😂😂😂😂 this whole rant got me cracking up.

Anodization in action. This is how we safely change the colour of your jewellery, no paints, sprays or coatings - just electrical voltage. For you nerds out there the eltrical voltage is changing the thickness of the oxide layer, which causes it to refract light at different spectrum levels, thus giving the appearance of different colour. Anodizing is completely safe for fresh and healed piercings and for long term wear. You can also change the colour of your already anodized jewellery to a different one further down the spectrum and have faded jewellery re-anodised. At @thepiercingurge we provide this service free of charge so you can look that extra rad without breaking the bank.

wtf science is so sexy????????

I don't think suicidal people get enough credit for not acting on their suicidal thoughts.

This post is for all of you who have survived the urge to end your life, either coming out the other side or still fighting to stay alive. 

I noticed how when someone has a physical illness such as cancer, and they come out the other side or even remission, they are able to celebrate surviving. I think all of the survivors of being suicidal should too.

Congratulations, and keep on fighting.

how many of y'all gonna be scared to put a thick girl embracing her body on ya blog hm 👀

Gotcha shawty

what white people think racism is: when you mean to someone because of their race

what racism really is: social and legal systems that puts a race beneath another, vilifying them, fetishizing them, sexualizing them, and creates a usually negative bias towards that group.

where childhood is not an option when you’re the villain or where you are always seen at a child’s level no matter your age

where you are always responsible if someone else says/does something racist towards you, because existing invites aggression somehow

where you do not fit beauty standards, because beauty is afforded to the human, and your conditioned low self-esteem lets you know that

where you’re either synonymous with violence, stupidity, or infantilization, because you cannot make your own choices that aren’t irrational.

where your feelings are routinely invalidated and your daily life experiences are not enough evidence and cannot be trusted, because you’re a suspicious character whose humanity is always on trial. so you do not get to define universally what racism is

where you do not get feel anything besides rational at all times, to be carefree or upset or angry without it being a stereotype of you overreacting to everything

where if you fit into a stereotype it could mean your death and the rest of your race tries to put you down as a self-elevating technique, because they have internalized the lie that when you deny your race and culture you become human. where fitting a stereotype means “see i knew they where all like this”

where if you don’t fit into a stereotype you are not your race and culture, because people have such narrow views of what you’re supposed to be that you cannot possibly exist and be your race at the same time, so people of every race take away yours. Oreo. Banana. Coconut. Apple.

where you will legally get more time for the same crimes

where you will socially be demonized more for the same crimes

where when you quell the crimes keeping your race down, there are always more that’s made up to keep you in your place (The War on Drugs =_=)

where you get paid less for the same work

where you get hired less with the same qualifications

where having a culturally-coded name that’s not acceptable, like Ibrahim, Jose, or Unique can stop you from getting a job

where there are so many things in place to keep you impoverished and uneducated but it’s still your fault if you don’t have the strength and good luck to defy the lack of social mobility and create your own

where entire countries whose cultures and economies have been destroyed are trying to restart alone and the people that destroyed them blame the country for its own destruction

where the farther your features are from your race the more beautiful you’re considered

where your rank in social hierarchy changes how people treat you the more they find out about your identity, and the more marginalized you are by coming out of the closet or not being christian or not being able-bodied and neurotypical the worse you get racism, because you are a bigger target for various acts of violence and microaggressions

where you get used to microagressions before you hit double digits

where your most recent experience with a microaggression was probably yesterday if the day just started

where you idea of a microaggression is the white summation of racism

where your family teaches you how to assimilate to white culture to try and protect you from all of the above

where your death is an opportunity to blame you for it and demonize you in your grave

where there is a death count just for existing

where there is a death count just for existing

where there is a death count just for existing

This.

Broooooooooooooooooooo. Fuck. I know a lot of people who need to see this shit.

chellzaintshit