awesome
I love withholding my money from corporations. No Google, I will not sign up for YouTube red. I will not disable my advlocker. Beg for my pittance like a dog.
at its core, tumblr's proposed changes are basically saying "We know why you all continue to use this site, but we think we can expand successfully by exclusively lobbying for new users, and it's basically the opposite of why you're all here" so they just want to acquire a critical mass of new users to outpace how many people they'd lose to algorithmic FYP bullshit
Hate the dashboard changes? Here's a Fun Activity! The Latest Game!
Ok, this might not work if you stumble on this while actively scrolling but you'll get the gist:
Go to the top of your chronological 'Following' dashboard and refresh it. Then, scrolling down from the top, count how many posts it takes for you to get to one you find either uninteresting to you or actively upsetting
THEN
Do the same but on Tumblr's 'For You' Tab
The results are literally ANYTHING but surprising!
Put your score in the tags if you decide to play.
BlazBlue is such a great series because it hits all the notes for an anime fighter:
- Batshit incomprehensible plotline
- A bunch of worldbuilding that goes nowhere right up until you forget about it, then it's plot-crucial
- P much every female character is in the most fully insane "outfit" you can imagine, to the point that it's not even functionally horny design, it's just one-upping the last one
- There's one important guy who has three completely different playable forms
- There's another extremely important guy who was not playable until getting the literal last character slot in the series
- No, for real, the women start at miniskirt and gradually advance to 'she got tape over her junk and nips'
- Not a single character in this game realistically makes me horny, despite being designed as the horniest shit the human eye can perceive
- Explaining even One (1) core setting conceit or piece of the magic system would take approx. 40 minutes and a detailed diagram. There's at least, like, 5 of those... And they all have wack names/naming conventions
- The primary magic system is "rewrite reality to whatever you want", which makes the entire plot just a series of asspulls
- The 3 least sexualized playable female characters, in ascending order, are:
Two instances of the same woman, wearing a military pantsuit thing with heels and like, skirt coattails? "A 10000 yEaR oLd VaMpIrE wHo LoOkS lIkE a ChIlD"
people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"
Knuckle tattoos that say "DOUG WALK"
disco elysium fans: aw man i hate savescumming but i have to ensure that harry prematurely ejaculates on kim’s couch for the couchfucker thought (gives +10 xp on all reaction speed checks)
I don’t even know what to say
QC, Canada
I do...
REST IN PEACE GRANNIE NASTY.
had to be there i guess
I told y'all it was a pun
A very long thread on it: https://twitter.com/lmrwanda/status/1505646738627088389?t=06aHTTZkf1ZaJyCDhWUzTg&s=19
And the punchline, if anyone wants to jump there directly: https://twitter.com/lmrwanda/status/1505648702119202823?t=IHkQWeElTa0T63o3lbr12Q&s=19
that's excellent
cracking open a cold one with the sumerian dog
i think cis girls can have a packer as a treat
actually no make this a thing. itd probably be so good for making trans girls feel safe
im glad like at least 500 people can agree that gender affirming prosthetics shouldnt be exclusive to just trans people. honestly this goes for cis guys too feel free to get some breast forms. just dont be surprised if afterwards you decide you dont want to be a guy anymore
