look at this shitty pun i made
trans-lyfe
Ahaha I like this
ace-kid-emrys
Can someone tell me what this means? I have no clue.
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fawningprince-deactivated201701
Based off this text post.. that I can’t seem to find anymore.
when you try and improve yourself but you’re still the same
Been feeling pretty festive lately
This is festive AF BRO!!!
look at how happy he was omg
BEST DAY EVER
“The only thing Harry liked about his own appearance was a very thin scar on his forehead which was shaped like a bolt of lightning”
Hagrid: *holds Ron up*
Ron: Seriously, though, do I weigh anything to you?
Hagrid: No, like holding a bunch o' grapes.
Why does this hat look stoned?
Draco: I really want to kiss you.
Harry: What?
Draco: i SAid iF yOU DiE i WouLdn'T mISs yoU.
[A loud thud]
Remus: I heard something fall?? What happened?
Sirius: My robes fell.
Remus: It sounded heavier than that.
Sirius: I was in my robes when it fell.
Draco: Potter is getting on my nerves. I’m going to give him a piece of my mind.
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Draco: Hey, POTTER!
Harry: Malfoy what the-
Draco: You’re more like a shitface. Even if you eat chunks of magnet, you won’t be attractive.
Draco: You’re not ugly if I don’t look at you.
Draco: The ‘me’ in shame is you.
Draco: That butt though, Potter, hot damn!
Harry:
Draco:
Draco: Wanna ride my Buckbeak?
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